The pigs are an important part of our ecosystem. Also, help to maintain the balance of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
Pig Puns are a great way to break the ice and make people laugh. And some of the benefits of sharing pig puns are that it helps build relationships, can make people feel more comfortable around you, is a great ice breaker, and is entertaining. Therefore, we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Pig puns you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Pig Puns
1. When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
2. A sweet name to call a pig of a ‘Harry Potter’ lover is Hogsmeade.
3. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine
4. The piglets threw a sowprize party for their mom on Mother’s Day.
5. What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work? Philanthropig.
6. According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
7. When a pig wins the lottery, he becomes filthy rich.
8. What do you call a pig that plays basketball? A ball hog.
9. When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
10. What kind of work do pigs do after school? Hamwork.
11. When pigs become good friends, they become pen pals.
12. The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
13. What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
14. A great name for a philosophical pig can be Francis Bacon.
15. If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
16. Pigs visit the casino because they love to play the slop machine!
17. I saw a pig with laryngitis. He was disgruntled.
18. A great name for a pig that brings magic into your life is Harry Porker.
19. When you cross a cactus and a pig, you end up with a porky-pine.
20. Obstinate teenage piglets always say, “Sow what?”
21. Pigs usually learn how to fly at Hogwarts.
22. Why are pigs awful basketball players? They hog the ball.
23. When pigs need to wash their clothes, they go to the Hogwash.
24. What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama? “Sow what?”
25. What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment.
26. What do you call a laundromat for pigs? Hogwash.
27. Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
28. What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
29. When a pig is sick, give them some oinkment.
30. When a group of pigs jumps on someone to scare them, it is called a hambush.
31. What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day? “I’m bacon.”
32. What’s the super-confusing way that pigs say I love you? “I a-boar-you.”
33. A famous athletic game tournament of pigs is called the Olympigs.
34. Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? Because he was a boar.
35. The piglet was whining because he was very boared.
36. What do you give a pig with an itch? Oinkment.
37. A ballet performance played only by pigs is called swine lake.
38. A pig with laryngitis is disgruntled.
39. What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.
40. What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
41. A pig which lives in the ground, is called a groundhog.
42. When pigs get sick and need to the hospital, they call for a ham-bulance.
43. When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
44. When the piglets returned from school, the mama pig asked them, “Hoofeels hungry?”
45. A perfect name to call a pig that always talks too much is Hogwash.
46. What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
47. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.
48. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games? The Olympigs.
49. If your pig keeps running out of its pig pen, name him Ink.
50. A perfect and punny name for a pet pig is Chris P Bacon.
51. What did one pig say to the other? Let’s be pen pals.
52. Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
53. What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.
54. Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
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