These tropical fruits are not only delicious, but they’re also a goldmine of humor waiting to be discovered.
Imagine cracking a joke about how you’re always the mango in the group or how you can’t help but mango on about your favorite fruit. These puns are perfect for adding a little sunshine to your day.
From clever wordplay to punny one-liners, mangoes have inspired some truly mango-licious humor. Whether you’re a mango enthusiast or just someone who loves a good laugh, these puns are sure to leave you feeling mango-nificent!
So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner comedian and let your pun-tastic side shine, dive into these mango puns!
Funny Mango Puns
1. If you eat too many mangoes, you’ll have a mango-ver.
2. Mango-od job!
3. The doctor recommended a mango-nesium supplement.
4. Mango away.
5. The most expensive fruit is a mango-ld.
6. The plural of mango should be changed to mengo.
7. Man-gopher – A fruit that lives underground.
8. I’m cooking Mango-lian beef for dinner.
9. Man, go-od job on landing that job.
10. Kesar on the cheek.
11. Man, go-ing away sure is sad.
12. The mango said to the other, “You’re not my ripe.”
13. The mango-netic pull was hard to resist.
14. What does s a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice.
15. What do you call a scary mango? A man-gost.
16. I Carabao-t you a lot.
17. Where did the mango go? I don’t know, the mango goes where the mangoes.
18. Man-ghoul – A fruity spirit.
19. A mango’s favorite game is Poké-man-GO.
20. Man, go-ne were the days.
21. Singular: One mango Plural: Two menwent.
22. Wait a little Langra.
23. I read small text with a mango-nifying glass.
24. How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot? I planted it.
25. Keitt over here as soon as possible.
26. Mango puns are mango-nificent.
27. They graduated mango cum laude in mathematics.
28. I read about it in a mango-zine.
29. I’ll tell you a fruit joke. A Mangoes in to a bar.
30. What do you call a slimy mango? Man-goo.
31. Man, go mess with someone else.
32. A guy kept trying to sell me fruits. I told him Mango.
33. The most artistic fruit is Vincent van man-Gogh.
34. Man-grow up.
35. What’s a feminist’s favorite fruit? A mango.
36. Man-gold is super shiny.
37. What’s a fruit’s favorite film? Mango Unchained.
38. You’re Haden on me.
39. It was hu-mango-us.
40. You’re mango-nificent.
41. Dasheri kind of you.
42. It makes a mango crazy.
43. What is the opposite of mangoes? Woman comes.
44. I Keitt wait to see you.
45. Man-goal – When you score in the mango soccer league.
46. What do you do if your boyfriend hates Fruit Jokes? Let the ManGo.
47. I love to play Pokeman-Go.
48. How do you make a mango shake? Take it to a scary movie.
49. I saw that mango over there.
50. If he isn’t treating you right, let that mango.
51. Man-goo – Slimy fruity goodness.
52. A mango told an apple “I love you”. Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango.
53. A mango spirit is a man-ghost.
54. Everyday in summer is a fun and mango-nificent day.
55. What is the opposite of a mango? Womanstay.
56. Ooooo, it’s the spooky man-gost.
57. A mango’s favorite movie is Mango Unchained.
58. It’s the same thing all over a-Glenn.
59. I haven’t seen anything of this mango-nitude.
60. The mango where the mangoes.
61. You can make a mango shake by letting it sit in the cold.
62. The CEO is a business magnate.
63. Alphonso-meone else to help me.
64. It takes two to mango.
65. My favorite tree is the Mango-lia.
66. What did the woman say to the green mango? Not my ripe.
67. What did the peach and apple say to the annoying mango? Mango away.