81+ Gay Pick Up Lines

Finding a good pick up line for someone of the same gender can be a tricky task. It requires you to understand the nuances of LGBT culture, language, and the person you are trying to pick up. It’s not just about finding a clever or funny line but also about making sure that it is appropriate and inoffensive. But why is it possible for them to be so?

Well, it’s because of the unique way that gay men communicate with each other. Gay men are known for their wit and humour, which allows them to come up with pick up lines that are both funny and flirty.

Whether you are looking for a casual hookup or something more serious, using these gay pick up lines will break the ice and even can get you closer to your goal.

Gay Pick Up Lines

1. Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?

2. I played Tetris as a kid, so I’m sure I can make it fit.

3. You know what would look great on you? Me.

4. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

5. If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

6. Oh, you’re straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.

7. Do you really think you’re straight? So is spaghetti till it’s wet.

8. Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?

9. May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?

10. Today, I don’t feel like doing anything; except you.

11. You’re the hottest person in the atmosqueer.

12. Hey, I lost my underwear. Can I see yours?

13. Hey, I’m bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?

14. Can I ride your joystick?

15. I think i’m gay, want to prove me wrong?

16. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

17. I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

18. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

19. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

20. My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

21. I can’t think straight around you.

22. I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat.

23. Hey fellas, let’s bowl some balls?

24. Do you sleep on your stomach? No…? Can I?

25. I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?

26. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

27. Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.

28. I’ve fallen for you so hard, I can’t think straight.

29. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

30. Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?

31. Real men eat me.

32. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

33. I’m 50 shades of gay for you.

34. Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.

35. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

36. Do you mind if I push in your stool?

37. Looks like you need some flame in your life.

38. Nice ass… what time does it open?

39. You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

40. Wanna know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

41. Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.

42. You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

43. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

44. Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.

45. Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you’ve got fine written all over you.

46. Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?

47. I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

48. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand

49. Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.

50. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

51. Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.

52. You’ll be receiving a package soon.

53. I hope you’re not a vegetarian because we’re gonna eat some meat.

54. I’m not feeling myself today; can I feel you?

55. Do you sleep on your stomach? No…? Can I ???

56. Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.

57. Can I push your stool in?

58. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

59. When I’m around you I can’t think straight.

60. Cutie, are you Christmas? ‘Cause I wanna marry you.

61. My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

62. You’ve got spunk. I like that in a man.

63. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

64. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

65. I’m gay, straighten me out. I’m joining the priesthood tomorrow.

66. I’m masc, hung, clean, and generous.

67. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

68. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?

69. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

70. I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

71. Because of you I wish I was gay. Wait. Hooray, I’m actually gay.

72. Dude, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.

73. Bitch, you so fine, I’ll tap that.

74. I support gay marriage.

75. I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.

76. Do you wash your jeans in Windex? …because I can see myself in them.

77. If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.

78. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

79. I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior

80. Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?

81. Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?

82. My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

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