90+ Egg Pick Up Lines

Everyone loves a good pick up line, and eggs make the perfect ingredient for a creative and funny one. Cheesy, or you can say dirty pick up lines related to eggs are the ideal way to make someone impress with your moves.

It will make the person you’re trying to impress laugh and show that you put some thought into your approach. We guarantee you’ll be sure to get your crush’s attention and leave them wanting more. So Enjoy.

Egg Pick Up Lines

1. Your egg would look so good in my mouth.

2. Please take care of me and my heart like you take care of these eggs.

3. What is a coup without any chicken? An empty coop.

4. Is that an egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

5. I want your lingering taste in my mouth.

6. You got me smiling like I just received the sunny side up.

7. I got something to feed your hungry coup.

8. I do have a loud male chicken. It will definitely wake you up.

9. I feel the urge to blow you whenever I see you.

10. You make my albumin coagulate with your hotness.

11. You would never leave me once you taste the way I make eggs.

12. You would look better on my table instead of the egg.

13. Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

14. You got me tasting you more than anything.

15. Your smell makes me so hungry.

16. I am sure the yolk would come out of me if you stepped on me.

17. I got two eggs for you that you can look at.

18. I may not have melons, but I do have ostrich eggs for you.

19. I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you eggcellent.

20. You think eggs look better fertilized, do you not?

21. Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

22. You look so fair, and you remind me of an egg.

23. You turn me into goop like the egg yolk.

24. I got an eggstra meal for you tonight.

25. You would look adorable as my very own breakfast platter.

26. You are so hot you got my fingers burning

27. Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

28. How do you like your eggs? Because you are staying for breakfast.

29. Oops, there goes some of my egg whites.

30. You can scramble my egg.

31. You might be just be an egg to others. But you are the hottest chick in my world.

32. I think if I use my tongue, I can reach your eggs better.

33. Your tongue would definitely like the taste of my eggs.

34. I want to see you across the table from me.

35. Girl, you’re the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

36. You will definitely complete all of my meals.

37. I may not be the brightest, but I am a good egg.

38. I’m going to call you omelette. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs.

39. I will make breakfast for you tomorrow, so stay over.

40. I will defy physics for you, just like an egg.

41. Babe, I want to explore deep into your Chao garden for Chao eggs.

42. I do not want to get any of my egg yolks in your hair.

43. You have me broken for you but in a good way.

44. You complete me like my bacon needs its eggs.

45. Is your dad chef. Because he created masterpiece from two eggs

46. How do you feel about breakfast? I’d like to serve your eggs with my sausage.

47. You are as bright as the sunny side up.

48. You are so hot to me, and I wish you knew.

49. You are so hot I can cook eggs on you.

50. You look good whole, but your crack entices me.

51. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

52. I can not wait to put you into my mouth.

53. How do you like your sausage in the morning. Scrambled or blown?

54. You taste just as delicious as yolk.

55. Without you, my day does not begin.

56. Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

57. I get fresh eggs daily.

58. You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

59. My mouth definitely looks lonely without you.

60. Green eggs and damn.

61. Are you an egg? Because I wanna scramble your insides.

62. I don’t put all my eggs in one basket. But for you, you are my basket.

63. Your skin glistens like a fried egg.

64. Your eggs would look great scrambled.

65. Will you be the sauce on my egg roll?

66. Let us make breakfast, sausage, and eggs all the way.

67. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized.

68. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Because I like mine fertilized.

69. I’ll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

70. I have a spatula to scramble you up totally.

71. You got me tasting so good I can not stop.

72. I will definitely check how long it will take for you to crack.

73. I think your coup would look better stuffed.

74. I got something gooey for your eggs.

75. I bet if I hold you from the sides, you will crack.

76. Are you a fried egg? Because you are sizzling hot and I want to turn you over.

77. I am basically like eggs because I am definitely fragile.

78. Baby, your bacon, my eggs.

79. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Cus I like mine fertilized by you.

80. I wonder if you would be down with some blowing action.

81. I would bet on you as I bet on this basket.

82. Fear not about love because I love eggs.

83. I got some bacon to complete your meals.

84. Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.

85. I will treat you with utmost care like I care for my eggs.

86. Are you an egg? I want to see your crack.

87. Your insides will look tasty with some scrambling.

88. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

89. You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.

90. Let me stuff your coup as much as I can.

91. Let me fill up your life with some chicks.

92. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

93. You are the healthy breakfast I have been looking for.

94. I bet I will get laid tonight if I treat you right.

95. Hope you like scrambled eggs. Because I will be scrambling them tonight.

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