133 KFC Pick Up Lines

Who doesn’t love KFC? It’s one of the most popular fast-food chains in the world. But do you know you can use KFCs as flirty pick up lines to add some spice to your love life?

By using these witty and clever pick up lines, you can make sure that your crush will be left both impressed and entertained. o what are you waiting for? dd a little flavour to your love life and show off your creative side.

KFC Pick Up Lines

1. I love each and every bone in your body, especially mine.

2. Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…Mind if I join in?

3. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

4. What do you and the weather both have? You’re both hot.

5. So, do you want to exchange genetic information with me?

6. I love all of your stratified layers.

7. If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.

8. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

9. Let’s go to the transform boundary and grind at each other.

10. Whenever I see you, my hypothalamus secretes serotonin.

11. If the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, then you are the powerhouse of my life.

12. Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.

13. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

14. Let’s pretend that we’re both RNA and transcribe together to form DNA.

15. Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

16. Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.

17. Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.

18. You and me baby, we’re stuck like glu-cose.

19. Seeing your gluteus maximus makes my phallus tingle.

20. If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go together.

21. Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

22. If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

23. Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?

24. Please fondle my vesicles while I caress your Golgi body.

25. Come to me when you’re ready for the Big Bang.

26. I’ve finally discovered what’s causing global warming. You.

27. There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.

28. My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium, because I am in love with U.

29. You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

30. What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

31. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

32. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

33. You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction

34. Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.

35. I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.

36. If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive

37. Are you a start codon? Cause you’re turning me on.

38. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

39. Baby, you’re as sweet as 3.14.

40. You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.

41. Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?

42. Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.

43. Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.

44. There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.

45. Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

46. We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

47. If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?

48. Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

49. Chemists do it on the table periodically.

50. You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.

51. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

52. What say we get behind this outcrop and get a little boulder?

53. Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack.

54. Can you help me figure out our bodies’ coefficient of friction?

55. Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

56. For some reason, my cardiovascular system becomes restless when you’re around.

57. Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.

58. I hope you’re hydrophilic, because you’re about to get wet.

59. Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

60. Let’s make like continents and smash…slowly.

61. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful

62. Just like osteoarthritis, you’re really making me weak in the knees.

63. My dopamine levels rise whenever you’re nearby.

64. We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.

65. Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.

66. You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.

67. Wow, you’re undeniably exothermic. I bet you get that reaction a lot.

68. Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you.

69. Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?

70. Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA

71. You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

72. Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.

73. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.

74. Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.

75. Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.

76. To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1.

77. Whenever you’re nearby, I reach my melting point.

78. Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element

79. Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.

80. You’re just like amylase because you make everything taste sweeter.

81. Our combined genes would definitely create exceptional offspring.

82. I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.

83. Are you a non volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

84. Can you show me the exponential growth of your natural log?

85. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

86. You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.

87. Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you.

88. What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

89. How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

90. Would you like to go somewhere with me and make the bedrock together?

91. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.

92. I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive.

93. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

94. I’m confused because you look like a knockout and a wild-type.

95. Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up

96. Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod

97. Were you born in an open cluster? Because you shine like a young star.

98. Girl are you a charged atom, because I’ve got my ion you.

99. Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

100. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?

101. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

102. Are you hydrochloric acid? Because you’re making my limestone fizz.

103. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

104. Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much.

105. What’s your resonance frequency?

106. Hi, I’m a T cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.

107. Would you be willing to show me your Arsenic Sulfide?

108. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

109. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

110. If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.

111. Let’s make like tectonic plates and grind against each other.

112. You must be a compound of beryllium and barium…because your a total BaBe.

113. Can I have your significant digits?

114. The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.

115. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

116. Nothing is as sweet as you. Not even fructose.

117. Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

118. Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.

119. You make my myocardium pump blood through my circulatory system really fast.

120. Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe

121. I believe you and I could prove the Lock and Key model later tonight

122. To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.

123. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne

124. Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.

125. So, where should we go? My lab or yours?

126. We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

127. If i was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

128. Should I try putting my specimen into your test tube?

129. You’d still be hotter than a Bunsen burner even if I set it to max power.

130. Do you like science? Because I lab you so much.

131. Wow, look how your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

132. Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you.

133. Touch me on my orogenous zones.

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