1. “Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” ― Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir
2. “Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.” ― Catherynne M. Valente
3. “Coffee and love are best when they are hot.” ― German Proverb
4. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” ― Jerry Seinfeld
5. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― Sir James Mackintosh
6. “Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!” – Mike Ditka
7. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” ― Terri Guillemets
8. “Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.” ― Terry Pratchett
9. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas…” ― Emo Philips
10. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”― Louisa May Alcott
11. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” — Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
12. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” ― Rian Aditia
13. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” — Fran Drescher
14. “Caffeine — It maintains my sunny personality.” ― Unknown
15. “Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.” ― Isak Dinesen
16. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” ― Gabriel Bá
17. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” ― Hugh Jackman
18. “Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” ― Jessi Lane Adams
19. “Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.” ― Jilly Cooper
20. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!— Unknown
21. “A morning without coffee is like sleep.” ― Unknown
22. “Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.”― Sahara Sanders
23. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’” – Jim Carrey
24. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” ― Lewis Black
25. “When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” ― Emo Phillips
26. “Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” ― Floyd Maxwell
27. “I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’“Jim Carrey
28. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” ― Fran Drescher
29. “I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I’m gonna be today.” ― Nanea Hoffman
30. “Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” ― Nanea Hoffman
31. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” ― AJ Lee
32. “I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live.”― Tahar Ben Jelloun
33. “7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.” ― Unknown
34. “Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.” ― Terry Pratchett
35. “Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.” ― Unknown
36. “I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.” ― Eddie Izzard
37. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” ― Abraham Lincoln
38. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” ― AJ Lee
39. “Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?” ― Justina Chen
40. “If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” ― David Letterman
41. “Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.” ― Unknown
42. “What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope
43. “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?.” ― Cassandra Clare
44. “To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.” ― Old Bourbon Proverb
45. “Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” ― David Lynch
46. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” ― Adam Gopnik
47. “Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” ― Stephanie Piro
48. “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” ― Bill Cosby
49. “Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” ― Unknown
50. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.” ― J.S. Bach
51. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” ― Jac Vanek
52. “I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.” ― Annie Clark
53. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” ― James Mackintosh
54. “You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” ― Adam Gopnik
55. “Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.” ― Unknown
