95 Twitter Pick Up Lines

If you want to make the person you like to know that you’re interested in them. Then using Twitter pick up lines can be a great start to DM them on Twitter. Yes, it will spark romantic conversations with them, and you will easily break the ice. So enjoy.

Twitter Pick Up Lines

1. Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?

2. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

3. Are you going to tweet me or do I have to lie to my diary?

4. If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple”.

5. Your twitters make my heart flitter.

6. I wish I were your phone, so you’d be on me all day.

7. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

8. I’m twitterpated with you.

9. Who cares about celebrities? You’re the only star in my twitterverse.

10. Is your username Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

11. You make my heart all Tweet.

12. How about instead of favoriting my tweets, I be YOUR favorite?

13. I want to tweet the rest of my life with you.

14. If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

15. Wish you had a star so I could favorite you.

16. At this exact moment, Cause I’m tweeting the woman of my dreams.

17. A tweet from you is like a song from heaven.

18. Are you from Tweetersee? Because your the only Tweeter I see.

19. Are you a social media influencer? Because you’ve definitely influenced my heart.

20. Yeah, I favorite her, but I RETWEET you.

21. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my tweetup line

22. I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart… I’m here to apply.

23. Are you a tweet? Because I can’t help but retweet you.

24. Are you a cake, Because I want a piece of that.

25. If you were a tweet, you’d be my only favorite.

26. Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

27. Are you retweeting? I keep waiting for you all day long.

28. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I tweeted with you?

29. Do you subtweet here often?

30. Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Because it’s so far away from you.

31. Aside from being sexy, What do you do for a living?

32. Is your name Twitter? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.

33. If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.

34. If you were a tweet, I’d retweet you a million times.

35. Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

36. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets.

37. My heart is moving faster than this twitter chat.

38. Are you a GIF? Because you’re always moving my heart.

39. I have re-tweeted your heart into my heart.

40. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear Twitter angel talk.

41. Is your profile picture copyrighted? Because you’re a work of art.

42. Every breath you take… every tweet you make… I’ll be following you.

43. I need you more than twitter needs tweeps.

44. You’re so fine, I bet you have more followers than Kim Kardashian.

45. You’re pretty, and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

46. I think we haven’ tweeted before. I remember, it was in my dreams.

47. Do you have a Twitter strategy? Because you’ve got my attention all figured out.

48. Did you get a push notification? When you were retweeted from heaven?

49. Is it just me, or are we destined to be tweethearts?

50. If I had a star for every time your tweet brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

51. If you were a hashtag, you’d be #PerfectMatch.

52. Babe in my mind, you’re always trending.

53. I like how you tweet. Or Retweet.

54. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout.

55. I have never had a tweet come true until the day that I met you.

56. Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

57. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

58. You gotta hashtag to go with that tweet.

59. Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect.

60. Is your Twitter bio from Tennessee? Because you’re the only TEN I see.

61. Are you a camera? Every time I see your picture, I smile.

62. Is your name Google? Because you have everything, I’ve been searching for.

63. Do you tweet here often? You could, with me.

64. Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.

65. I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my mind.

66. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my timeline without you.

67. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

68. If you were on twitter, I’d follow you.

69. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

70. You’ve got me feeling twitterpated.

71. Baby, if I ran Twitter I’d give you an extra ten characters.

72. I love flirting with you, but I’d have even more fun dating you.

73. If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.

74. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

75. You’re so sweet your givin me a tweetaache.

76. Follow me so I can DM you “tweet” dreams.

77. I just had to come tweet with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

78. You are my favorite but would you like to be my retweet?

79. I don’t just want to favorite your tweets I want to favorite you.

80. Twitter needs a fire department, because you’re smokin’.

81. I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.

82. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

83. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were #MeantToBeFollowers.

84. Are we at the Olympics? Because I think we just met in the tweet-athlon.

85. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee tweeting for you.

86. I know Twitter does a body good, you must have been tweeting a lot.

87. I could read your random thoughts all night long.

88. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

89. You make me believe in love at first tweet.

90. I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true.

91. Be my date and I’ll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.

92. I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world.

93. Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.

94. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

95. You had me at the first character of 140.

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