Twins share a special bond that is unique to them. They have a bond that no other siblings share.
Twins are a fancy word for two identical beings that share the same DNA. They can be human or animal. The term is sometimes used to imply twinship in the spiritual sense, as in “twin souls.”
“Twin” carries a lot of weight and meaning. People want to find their twin because it means they have found a soul-mate, someone who shares their life with them and completes them.
Here is the list of 75 cute and funny twin quotes to share with your siblings
“It’s double the giggles, and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins.” – Anonymous
“The special relationship with twins is that, if there’s anyone else in the world that’s going to get or be the confidant that you need, it’s an identical twin.” – Sam Underwood, actor
“I make humans three at a time. What’s your superpower?” – Anonymous
“Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he thought he saw his brother.” ― Ray Romano
“There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.” ― Josh Billings
“It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.” ― Chinese Proverb
“Twins. God’s way of saying “One of you is a rough draft.”
“In the beginning, we didn’t have a clue. There’s certainly nothing that prepares you for twins.” ― Christine Mazier
“You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.” – Robert Brault
“Like with twins… sometimes I say to myself ‘What was God thinking?’”
“A twin knows exactly when the other one is spitting up, but that’s all they know about anything.” ― Mary-Kate Olsen
“If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.” – Steven Wright, comedian
“Are they twins?” “No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought, ‘Why not?'” – Some Ecards
“I’ve always been fascinated with twins.” – Winona Ryder
“Twins! Two for the price of one? No. Two for the price of freaking two! The only things they’ve shared so far are my uterus and their birthday!”
“That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and of them calls the other ugly.”
“Are they twins? Nope. There’s a third one but we just keep him around for spare parts!”
“You’re right! Having two kids a year apart is just like having twins.’ Said no twin mom ever.” – Some Ecards
“There are two things in life for which we are never prepared: twins.” – Josh Billings (Henry Wheeler Shaw), humorist
“Are your twins natural?” “No, that one has a plastic leg and this one has a fiberglass arm.” – Some Ecards
“Identical twins. I’m glad they’re identical ‘cause you save money on photographs.” – Ray Romano, actor
“Being a twin is like being born with a best friend.” – Tricia Marrapodi
“My strength and my weakness are twins in the same womb.” – Marge” Piercy
“There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.” – Josh Billings
“All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.” – Lord Byron
“It’s a twin thing. 10 tiny fingers, 10 tiny toes, 2 babies to cuddle, 2 babies to snuggle, 2 babies sleeping side by side, 2 babies growing side by side, 2 babies chatting, 2 babies giggling, 2 heart melting smiles, 2 heart melting kisses, 2 best friends to share their life together, with double the hugs and double the love!
“They’re not just sisters and twins. They’re best friends, and they care genuinely about each other.” – Chelsi Welch
“It’s double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins.”
“So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.
“I’m in love with music, and I’m pregnant by it. It’s like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets!” – R. Kelly
“When twins are separated, their spirits steal away to find the other.” – Jandy Nelson
“Twins – will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank account smaller, home happier, clothes shabier, the past forgotten and the future worth living for…”
“There’s two to wash, two to dry; There’s two who argue, two who cry; There’s two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there’s two to love!”
“You don’t scare me. I have triplets.” – Anonymous
“True twins share womb chemistry and endure many fateful slings and arrows together.” – Gregory Benford, physicist
“Are they twins?!” “No, they’re triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home.” – Some Ecards
“With twins, reading aloud to them was the only chance I could get to sit down. I read them picture books until they were reading on their own.” – Beverly Cleary, author
“Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which.” – Algernon Charles Swinburne
“Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.” – Khalil Gibran
“I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.” – Jerry Smith
“Twice the love, half the sleep.”
“After raising twins, you get organized.” – Scott Ellis, film director
“Twins are such blessings … Blessings that like to team up against you and make you have a mental breakdown.” – Some Ecards
“The only things [my twins] have shared so far are my uterus and their birthday.” – Some Ecards
“I’m 35 minutes older than my twin brother, so I always say, ‘When I was your age …’ And then proceed to tell him what I did 35 minutes ago.” – Anonymous
“I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.” – Joan Rivers, TV host
“I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.” – Jerry Smith, football player
“That awkward moment when twins are fighting, and one calls the other one ugly.” – Anonymous
“If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.” – Steven Wright
“Being a twin is like being born with a best friend.”
“A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins.”
“At times like this, Eryn didn’t feel like they were just twins. They were teammates. They were partners. They were two halves of the same brain.” ― Margaret Peterson Haddix
“You know you’re a mom of multiples when you see people with one baby having a hard time and think, ‘One baby? I laugh at your one baby!’” – Some Ecards
“God gives us only what we can handle. Apparently God thinks I’m a badass.” – Anonymous
“We made a wish and two came true.” – Anonymous
“You’re a parent of multiples when … it takes longer to get everyone in the car than to run the actual errand.” – Anonymous
“Look at identical twins. When you get closer, you start to see the small differences. It all depends on how much you magnify it.” – Brian Swanson
Funny Twin Quotes
“I’m telling you, this twin business is no joke. She takes my toys. She pulls my hair. Then, just as I scream loud enough to make them look, she hugs me!”
“Are they twins? Nope. There’s a third one but we just keep him around for spare parts!”
“No, your closely spaced children are nothing like having twins. But thanks for trying to relate.”
“A twin sister is like a good BRA. Supportive, comfortable, there to lift you up, and always close to your heart.”
“Some twins create their own language known as “cryptophasia” that only they can understand!”
“I figure if the twins are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job!”
“You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.”
“Yes, I have a twin. No, we do not switch places.”
“Are they twins?” “No, the hospital was having a buy one, get one special.” – Some Ecards
“If one of the twins was born at 11:59 and the other came out 2 minutes later do they get separate birthdays?”
“Twins have a special bond. They feel safer with each other than with their peers.” – Jeanne Phillips
“Haha! You didn’t get lunch because mommy thought I was you and fed me twice!”
“If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time, my sister forgot my birthday.”
“Are they twins? No, they’re triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home.”
“Twins! Two for the price of one? No. Two for the price of freaking two! The only things they’ve shared so far are my uterus and their birthday!”
