I think my cellphone is broken. It doesnít have your number in it.
69% gentleman, 31% youíll have to find out.
Vegetarian looking for cute-cumbers.
Loose change looking for a dime.
The nameís Microsoft. Cool if I crash at your place?.
Will entertain for beer.
Are you a pie? Because I want a piece.
Seeking someone to join my underwater basket weaving club.
I rearranged the alphabet and put U and I together.
A gentleman and a scholar.
Would you be there to catch me if I fall for you?.
Let me know if you have an extra heart because mine was stolen!.
Looking for a real stunner.
Bonnie to your Clyde.
Are you named Google? Because I feel like Iíve been searching for you.
90 degrees and right up your alley.
Been to Tennesee? Because youíre the only 10 I see!.
Thereís a glass of wine and steak with your name on it.
Professional in-car singer seeking accompaniment.
Favorite pass-time: juggling flaming swords.
Sporting the goods.
Prince on the streets and a freak in the sheets.
I think Iím lost. Could you give me directions to your bedroom?.
Not not down to Netflix and Chill.
Hobbies: Cooking extravagant dinners, giving massages, and paying compliments.
Are you a mortgage? Because you have got my interest!.
Certified boyfriend material.
Youíre so sweet youíre gonna put Snickers out of business.
Both my parents are bakers which make me cutie pie.
Did you bring your library card? Good, you can continue checking me out.
Feeling cheesy for someone who looks gouda!.
Sweeter than honey.
Are you Alexa? Because you auto-complete me.
You found me! Now, what are your other two wishes?.
Want to learn about important dates in history? Swipe rightÖ.
If it feels right swipe right.
Nothing lasts forever ñ looking for my nothing.
Love at first swipe.
Tie your shoes! Wouldnít want you falling for anyone else.
Donít worry I know CPR ñ in case I take your breath away.
Feel free to add me to your to-do list.
Are we in an elevator? Or is that just my heart taking off.
Professional burrito eater.
My favorite soup: Whiskey.
Fan of long walks on the beach, energizing small talk, and LSD.
Iíll be your watermelon sugar high.
Are you Jamaican? Because youíre Jamaican me crazy!.
Are you a speeding ticket? Because youíve got fine written on you!.
Felt cute, might delete later.
What has teeth and holds back the hulk? My pants fly.
ìI am so glad I swiped right on ____.î- you in the future.
Iím a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
Where thereís smoke thereís fire.
60% of the time it works every time.
Cause all of me loves all of you.
Are you ok? Itís a long fall from heaven.
Iím 5 foot 10 inches. Those are two different measurements.
I think I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?.