1. “There is something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.” ― Professor
2. “You don’t have what they call “the social skills.” That’s why you never have any friends, ‘cept fo’ yo’ mama.” ― Mama
3. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” ― Bobby Boucher
4. “Once again, I’m not quite sure what that means.” ― Bobby Boucher
5. “I wasn’t gonna do nothin’, coach.” ― Bobby Boucher
6. “And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!” ― Bobby Boucher
7. “Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don’t do crack.” ― Lawrence Taylor
8. “You can do it, you can do it all night long.” – Townie
9. “Mama not a fan of restaurants or of of of me goin to one, but but but if you like some..times on a sunday afternoon with charcoal bi biscuits and a grill.” ― Bobby Boucher
10. “Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I’ll make sure to welcome you properly later.” ― Vicki
11. “Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin’ blue.” –Bobby Boucher
12. “Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks.” – Coach Klein
13. “That’s kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is five crawfish dinners.” ― Coach Red Beaulieu
14. “Y’all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?” ― Guy Grenouille
15. “Bobby Boucher, what did momma tell you about girls!” ― Mama
16. “You gonna lose all your fancy “fools’ balls” games. And your gonna fail your big exam. Because school is –” -Mama
17. “I don’t believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.” ― Mama
18. “Oh no! We suck again!” (upon hearing that Bobby Boucher has been benched) -Townie
19. “Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself.” ― Bobby Boucher
20. “Yeah, that was pretty funny. How ’bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?” ― Lyle Robideaux
21. “Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.” – Coach Klein
22. “Well ya better do something. You gotta stick up for yourself, Bobby.” – Coach Klein
23. “Now that’s what I call high quality H2O.” ― Bobby Boucher
24. “And by the way, Mama… alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.” ― Bobby Boucher
25. “No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.”-Mama
26. “Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin’ a man.” ― Mama
27. “So that’s what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.” ― Bobby Boucher
28. “Everything is the devil to you, Mama. Well, I like school, and I like football. And I’m gonna keep doin’ them both because they make me feel good.” ― Bobby Boucher
29. “Bobby, you want me to go to a barbecue with you?” ― Vicki “Yes, yes, dats it.” ― Bobby Boucher
30. “Let’s kick some names and take some ass!” – Walter
31. “Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?” – Derek Wallace
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