85+ Star Wars Puns That You Need to Check Out

Star Wars movies are popular because they offer a way to escape reality. It doesn’t matter where you come from or what language you speak. It’s a universal story that everyone can enjoy. And this is why Star Wars has been such a phenomenon for the past 40 years. 

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Star Wars puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Star Wars Puns

1. You’re one in a Maul-ion.

2. Bugs Qui-Gon.

3. It’s Dengar-ous.

4. What do you call an evil procrastinator? Darth Later.

5. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Use the horse, Luke!

6. I can’t run far because I have Phasma.

7. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.

8. You’re looking in Alderaan places.

9. It’s Shmi, not you.

10. Why was the droid angry? People kept pushing its buttons.

11. What do you call 5 Siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob.

12. Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

13. Why did Anakin change his nickname to Skywalker? He couldn’t stand the old one Ani longer.

14. A ghost droid is C-through-PO.

15. BB isn’t hungry because BB-8.

16. I’ll be there Finn a minute.

17. It’s won-Tarfful.

18. Luke on the bright side.

19. Look at that Klaud.

20. Use your Endor voice.

21. We baked Chewie Wookies.

22. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrgghh-2-D2.

23. You’re Luke-ing good today.

24. Wookies n’ cream.

25. You’re a Rey of sunshine.

26. Have some Pryde.

27. Let’s use Ewok-ie talkies.

28. It gave me Shriv-ers.

29. What is a Jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda.

30. Princess Leia only eats Organa-c food.

31. Adobe Wan Kenobi.

32. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? “The.”

33. Rey-s the bar.

34. What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars.

35. I’ll have Datoo.

36. Ewoks away.

37. The Umpire Strikes Back.

38. Use a cup Erso.

39. It was a Wookie mistake.

40. Is he a friend or Poe?

41. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies.

42. You should’ve seen the Luke on your face.

43. What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? Han So-high.

44. Where do Sith shop? The Maul. Everything is half off.

45. C-3PO no!

46. There was a Rey-diant light.

47. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt.

48. Is BB hungry? No, BB8.

49. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.

50. Take my Han.

51. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.

52. Yoda Lay-hee-hoo.

53. I’m Sith in line.

54. Which Jedi became a rock star? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

55. May the fourth be with you.

56. R2-detour.

57. If you date someone who doesn’t like Star Wars puns… Then you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.

58. We used to do that back Qin the day.

59. I’m going to the Maul.

60. I’m being Sidious.

61. You’re the Obi-Wan I’d want to spend the rest of my life with.

62. Padme on the back when I do a good job.

63. I took a Jabba the Hutt.

64. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO.

65. Holy Snokes.

66. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? Darth Tater.

67. I want to Dooku-l things.

68. Captain, Needa little help?

69. How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.

70. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A millennium falcon!

71. Yoda best!

72. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

73. How much does it Koth?

74. I bought a new To-Yoda.

75. I need to clean the Windu.

76. What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy? The Phantom Venice.

77. That’s the perfect Engell.

78. What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett!

79. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.

80. What do storm troopers eat? Wookie steak, but it’s a little Chewy.

81. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

82. Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

83. Where did Luke get his bionic hand? The second hand store.

84. What kind of car takes you to a jedi? A toyoda.

85. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? Wookieleaks.

86. Obi-Wan hour late.

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