Stars are the building blocks of the Universe. There are around 100 billion stars in our galaxy, most of which are in a group with other stars. Below, we’ve compiled a list of Star puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Star Puns
1. It’s the last seme-star of the school year.
2. Let’s have a star-ing contest.
3. The only way to organize a star party and it turns out good is when you planet.
4. Locked behind stars.
5. It’s a my-star-y.
6. Stars and bats are so similar. They both come out at night and stay up late.
7. When you sit too long in outer space, you get a sterrhoids.
8. Stars get straight As in exams because they are so bright.
9. He’s my favorite sports broadca-star.
10. The movie ‘The Fault in our Stars’ was quite a love star-ry.
11. You star the best person I’ve ever met.
12. Astronomers use star-ndard candles to see in the dark.
13. This is the best app on the App Star.
14. What is the favorite pastime activity for the family of star? Star-gazing
15. Why do people hate Orion’s belt? It is such a big waist of space.
16. An actor apologized to the co-star, saying, “I’m star-ry about that.”
17. A lamb is the brightest star amongst all the animals.
18. It was in a clu-star.
19. My astronaut friend always gets punished for star-ring up trouble.
20. At what times are meals served in space? At launch time.
21. A space fish can also be called a starfish.
22. We avoided a disa-star.
23. I sent your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
24. Am told the star down the road was prosecuted for calling the moon lunatic.
25. It’s made with star-ling silver.
26. Cows want to be astronauts so they can see the Milky Way.
27. Where do the starts get their milk from? At the corner shop along the milky way.
28. As the astronauts saw the star fall, they looked at it and Apollo-gized.
29. I’m going on a road trip with my si-star.
30. Star you coming with us?
31. It’s a beautiful star-y.
32. That’s my next-star neighbor.
33. I am so bright that my mother calls me the sun.
34. I prefer the stars over the elevator.
35. What songs do stars, and planets sing for birthday and Christmas? Nep-tunes.
36. I have a po-star of the galaxy.
37. When two film stars get in a fight, one is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
38. That was a kind ge-star.
39. I send all of my friend’s pictures to NASA because they are of amazing stars.
40. When two blackholes talk to each other, they discuss only dark matters.
41. I still have a star-eo.
42. The mother asked her son to get some planet from the grocery star.
43. Aliens avoid our solar system because it only has one star.
44. The astronaut Apollo-gized for dropping a star.
45. I want a house with a large ma-star bedroom.
46. The falling star replied with a “no comet” to the journalist’s questions.
47. Make sure you star the soup.
48. Do you think nitrogen would be daytrogen if it wasn’t starry outside?
49. Money in space is called star-bucks.
50. I didn’t mean to star-tle you.
51. There’s Aquila on the loose.
52. The shooting star was arrested.
53. The stars probably get their milk from the corner shop along the milky way.
54. I live on the we-star-n side of the state.
55. She was flu-star-ed.
56. When the Sun holds a gun, it is nothing but a shooting star.
57. Movie stars are the only stars who wear sunglasses.
58. He was star-n.
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