Flirting is an art, but you have always heard from people or your friends that it can be a tricky one to master. And it’s true, but not difficult. Yes, with the right pick up lines, you can make that hot guy or girl remembers you for all the right reasons. Hence with the help of these cheesy and dirty sit lap pick up lines, you can show your wit and charm in a fun way.
These lines are effective and yet effective to get the conversation going with the flow taht will break the ice and get that special someone’s attention in no time. Enjoy.
Sit Lap Pick Up Lines
1. Sit on my lap and I will take you to a whole new level.
2. Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.
3. Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
4. Sit on my lap now, while I use the rowing machine?.
5. My d** is so polite. It stands up so you can sit down.
6. I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.
7. Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.
8. I like to lean back while you just sit on cruse.
9. Are you Santa? Because I would love to sit on your lap and tell you exactly what I want.
10. If you sit on my lap, I’ll fill you up.
11. Why don’t you sit on my lap And we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
12. Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.
13. Will you help anchor my lifeguard tower by sitting on my lap?
14. Santa’s busy. You can sit on my lap.
15. Baby, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.
16. The tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.
17. Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?
18. Do you wanna come sit on my lap? We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up
19. Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
20. Roses are red, I haven’t ate. So please sit on my face, it’s not up for debate.
21. You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.
22. Sit on my lap and you will straight out things real fast.
23. Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
24. I like breakfast in bed, so why don’t you just come sit on my face?
25. Baby girl, sit on my lap and see what I have under wraps.
26. Someone suck my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
27. Anyone can sit here and buy your drinks. I will buy you a full course meal instead.
28. What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.
29. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
30. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
31. Girl, sit on my lap and see what I have under wraps.
32. Hey girl are you a bench? Because I’d love to sit on you
33. Baby, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.
34. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?
35. Sit on my lap, and babe that hard thing is not my wallet.