Top 121 Catchy Safety Funny Slogans

If you want to make a severe safety topic more relatable and memorable for everyone, then here we’ve compiled the list of the best and catchy safety funny slogans, which are more than just a good laugh to leverage humour and encourage others to their safety.

Scroll down and read these slogans that will let you embark on a lighthearted journey to promoting safety awareness. Let’s see what we have here.

Safety Funny Slogans

Safety starts with S but begins with YOU.

Don’t watch her behind. Keep safety in mind.

Chances are the tree was there first. Steer clear.

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check.

Your first mistake could be your last.

Safety First, People Second.

Safety: more fun than running with scissors.

Safety isn’t expensive it’s priceless.

Protect only the fingers you want to keep.

Be informed or be deformed.

Practice it! Knowing safety is not enough.

Do not invite a bear to your picnic. You probably taste better than you think.

Nobody is so tough that they don’t mind a hand getting cut off.

Seat Belts are for kids – Hug them at home – Belt them in the car.

Your wife will spend your 401K; If you get killed at work today?

Don’t be a fool! Inspect your electrical tools.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Please work safely today – we are getting a visit from Head Office.

We don’t suck like Firestone.

You will die whether you follow safety procedures or not.

Watch your step – it could be your last tomorrow.

Safety doesn’t happen by accident.

Be careful safety has no Quitting time.

It’s easier to put out a campfire than it is to outrun a forest fire.

Accidents do not happen, they are caused.

Arms work best when attached to the body.

Don’t learn safety by accident.

The door to Safety swings on the hinges of common sense.

See your hard hats? Not just for decoration.

Please exit building before tweeting in case of a fire.

Pencils have erasers–mishaps don’t.

Work safely, You may not get a second chance.

‘Snot nice to sneeze on food.

Don’t forget to wear gloves; your butt might itch.

Electricity can kill you in spectacular ways.

Safety – A small investment for a rich future.

Those precious fingers don’t ignore. . . Or they could end up on the floor.

Without a threat of an accident, work can get pretty boring.

Safety gear saves lives and dollars.

Be alert, your wife needs you.

Falling objects can be brutal if you don’t protect your noodle.

Just because safety is free, no need to squander it.

Watch where you walk or you might need a walker.

Cook food, not yourself – use a mitt.

When you gamble with safety you bet your life.

Safety is as simple as ABC…Always Be Careful.

Knock out…accidents.

Safety…Did it, done it, doing it tomorrow.

Better late than dead on time.

Be safe, not sorry.

Better dead sure than sure dead.

If you lift with your back, you’ll hear it crack.

Be Alert! Expect the Unexpected.

Be careful, today is not a good day to die.

Safety is no accident.

It’s not how big the butt is, but how firm and fit.

Protect Your ASS ?.

Short cuts lead to deep cuts.

I wouldn’t touch that if I were you.

Those who work the safest way- live to see another day.

Hard hats, they’re not just for decoration.

Avoid fatality, make safety a reality.

Don’t get hurt or you’ll get fired.

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.

Safety isn’t a hobby, it’s a living.

Safety is great unless you’re late.

Safe crane operation is uplifting.

Think safety, avoid unsafe acts.

Let’s all keep our heads, and other body parts, together.

Safety rules are your best tools.

Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you.

It’s not just a “bad cook” alarm. Change your smoke detector batteries twice a year.

Lifting is a breeze, bend at the knees.

The stupid shall be punished.

Don’t go to work half dressed – Use personal protective equipment.

f u txt n drV u may nt cum hom aliv.

Got crazy with the lighter? Call a firefighter.

To you, it’s a watering hole; to wildlife, it’s a toilet bowl. Treat, heat, or filter all drinking water.

If you don’t think it will happen to you, find the person who had it happen to them.

Fire can kill. Don’t be a statistic.

Is better to lose one minute in life… than to lose life in a minute.

This Machine has no Brain, use your Own.

Crushed fingers can affect your golf swing: Take Care.

Designated driver = helpful. Designated drunk = not so much.

The best safety device is your brain – Use it.

If you think safety rules are a pain, try having an accident.

Chance takers are accident makers.

If you mess up, ‘fess up.

It’s not how hard you fall, but how fast you get up that counts.

Work safe today – Heaven can wait.

Safety is Gainful, Accident is Painful.

Can’t take your pay with no fingers.

Safety is a full time job; don’t make it a part time practice.

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.

Safety is a mission not an intermission.

Invest in a sound investment with your hearing protection.

In case of fire, leave the building before putting it on Facebook.

Shortcuts cut life short.

Safety Officer– trained to save your ass, not kiss it.

Keep safety in mind. It will save your behind.

Nobody get hurt today.

One bad day at the grinder could ruin your whole life.

While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work.

Don’t hesitate to ask dumb questions. They are easier to handle than dumb mistakes.

If the doorknob is hot, open it not.

Unsafe acts will keep you in stitches.

The safest fireman yell is, “Fire, Fire, Fire!”.

Get in high speed pursuit of safety.

Be a fool, use an improper tool.

Play safely with chemicals.

Watch your step – it could be your last.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Quench the thirst – safety first.

Safety — a small investment for a rich future.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

Use your head or lose it.

Keep your workplace clean and avoid a big scene.

Be safe or go home.

It’s easier to ask a dumb question than it is to fix a dumb mistake.

To prevent accidents, keep your mouth shut.

Safety glasses: All in favor say “Eye!”.

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