Top 75 Best Quirky Quotes That You Will Love

1. “If you think you don’t make a difference, try being a silent letter.” – Unknown

2. “The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.” – Marty Feldman

3. “My head is my favourite swimming pool.” – Lauren DeStefano.

4. “Some days you’re the bug. Some days you’re the windshield.” – Price Cobb

5. “I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn’t fall down.” – Allen H. Newharth

6. “Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer.” – Ellen DeGeneres.

7. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith

8. “Certainty is a cruel mindset.” – Ellen Langer

9. “Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” – Steven Wright

10. “Someone asked them to be quiet, so it’s just a matter of a time before all hell breaks loose.” – Brian Andreas

11. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire

12. “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” – W. C. Fields.

13. “Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.” – Queen Elizabeth II.

14. “When you doubt yourself go and stand outside. Then you’ll be outstanding.” – Unknown

15. “A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn’t implement any of it.” – Michael Bassey Johnson.

16. “If it’s not all about me, who is it about?” – Unknown

17. “I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde.

18. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith.

19. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

20. “A five day working week is too long. After Tuesday even the calendar goes WTF.” – Unknown

21. “Being quirky means you’re a limited edition.” – Unknown

22. “If you fall I’ll be there. Signed, The Ground.” – Unknown

23. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” –

24. “Rich wisdom is better even than rich soil, young Neil. Jose sees now that you grow in wisdom like a weed in manure.” – Ray Blackston.

25. “A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?”- Albert Einstein.

26. “Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry. Welcome to: The Chair.” – Unknown

27. “Someday my mind has too many tabs open.” – Unknown

28. “My head is my favorite swimming pool.” – Lauren DeStefano

29. “That mini-heart attack you have when you miss a step on the stairs.” – Unknown

30. “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Groucho Marx

31. “Sometimes life’s hell. But hey, whatever gets the marshmallows toasty.” – J. Andrew Helt

32. “When you have the wit of your own, it’s a pleasure to credit other people for theirs.” – Criss Jami.

33. “Be quick, but don’t hurry.” – John Wooden

34. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burk

35. “I love nerdy, cute, quirky boys who don’t take themselves too seriously.” – Ariana Grande

36. “It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.” – Marilyn Monroe

37. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

38. “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.” – Samuel Goldwyn

39. “The only way to have a friend is to be one.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

40. “You know you’re an individual when your clothes fit.” – Unknown

41. “Obviously, I don’t have a high IQ, but I’ve always liked nerds and quirky guys.” – Kaley Cuoco.

42. “I’ve been single for a while now. I think I’m the one!”

43. “Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.” – Winston Churchill.

44. “My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door.” – Unknown

45. “No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” – AbrahamLincoln

46. “I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

47. “It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don’t have to.” – Walter Linn.

48. “A friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.” – Unknown

49. “He had deduced also that I was quirky and promised me that he was too.” – Olivia Sudjic

50. “Live your dreams. Stay asleep.” – Unknown

51. “In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act.” – Unknown

52. “I’m having people over later to stare at their phones if you want to come by…”

53. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde.

54. “I am fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world.” – Leigh Standley

55. “I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.” – Steven Wright.

56. “Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” – Samuel Beckett

57. “Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.” – Samuel Beckett.

58. “The secret to inner peace begins with three words. Not My Problem.” – Unknown

59. “You can quote me, but I’ll tell everyone that you’re lying.” – Jael Turner

60. “Andy Warhol is the only genius I’ve ever known with an I.Q. of 60.” – Gore Vidal

61. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”Steven Wright

63. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain

64. “Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right.” – Henry Ford

65. “A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”- Doug Larson.

66. “Fall in love with the one who loves your quirkiness. Not the one who forces you to be normal.” – Unknown

67. “Don’t overthink things. Square box, round pizza, triangle pieces.” – Unknown

68. “I was not made to be subtle.” – Unknown

69. “Asked the cause of my injury, I explained: “My back couldn’t bear the weight of my stupidity.” – Alan Robert Neal.

70. “Whatever you are, be a good one.” – Abraham Lincoln

71. “Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.” – Dan Stanford

72. “The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” – Gloria Steinem

73. “You don’t have to be interesting. You have to be interested.” – John Gottman

74. “I quit being afraid when my first venture failed and the sky didn’t fall down.” – Allen H. Newharth

75. “I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!”- Sam Levenson.

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