Autumn is a season of change and growth. As the leaves begin to change colours, pumpkins come into full bloom. They are the perfect way to bring laughter and cheer to your Halloween festivities. These silly jokes will have everyone laughing and smiling, whether for a Halloween party or just for a bit of fun.
If you want something fun with your family this season, why not share a few of these classic jokes? These jokes will surely be a hit, from classic puns to spooky riddles.
Here we’ve compiled the list of best Pumpkin Jokes that will bring a smile and some laughter to enjoy the holiday spirit.
Best Pumpkin Jokes
1. What was the pumpkin doing at the gym?
Pumpkin iron.
2. What do pumpkins wear on their feet?
Pumps.
3. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
4. What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin?
Oh my gord.
5. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A life gourd.
6. What’s orange and faster than a speeding train?
Super Pumpkin.
7. What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
A plumpkin.
8. What do pumpkins do in Fall?
Fall off the vine.
9. What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving“?
Good-pie, everyone.
10. Why was the pumpkin not allowed to fly a plane?
It didn’t have a pie-lot’s licence!A cry laughing pumpkin.
11. How did Cinderella get to be so strong?
By pumpkin iron.
12. What did the queasy pumpkin say?
I don’t feel so gourd.
13. What do you call a gourd’s family members?
Pump-kin.
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Things that go pumpkin the night.
15. Why are pumpkins great to make pie with?
They’re filling.
16. Who finds Halloween the scariest?
Pumpkins.
17. Where do pumpkins like to live?
In the seedy part of town.
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie really love you.
19. How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
Use a pumpkin patch.
20. Did you hear about the man who got crushed by a pumpkin?
He was squashed.
21. Why was the Jack O Lantern sad?
He was empty inside.
22. What do one-eyed Jack O Lanterns wear?
A pumpkin patch.
23. How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking?
The pumpkin patch.
24. What did the pumpkin say to its carver?
Cut it out.
25. Who first discovered that hollowed out pumpkins can be used for light?
Jack O’ Lantern.
26. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash.
27. What do you call the head business Pumpkin?
The Chairman of the Gourd.
28. You look a little sick.
29. What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween?
Hello ween.
30. What do you call the master of pumpkin jokes?
The pun-king.
31. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to its barber?
Surprise me.
32. What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
Cut it out.
33. What do pumpkins eat at the movies?
Pulp Corn.
34. What kind of gourd grows on trees?
Plumkins.
35. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?
Pumpkin Spice.
36. What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
37. What do pumpkins say before they get baked?
Good-pie.
38. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre?
Pulp fiction.
39. What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?
Hollow-een.
40. What do you get if you smash a pumpkin?
Pumpkin squash.
41. Who rules over the other pumpkins?
The Pump King.
42. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack o’ lantern.
43. What did the Pumpkin say to the handsome baker?
I only have pies for you.
44. What’s a pumpkin’s favourite film?
Pulp Fiction.
45. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
A jock o’ lantern.
46. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
A jock-o-lantern.
47. What do you call a really funny pumpkin?
A pun-king.
48. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pumpkin spice.
Pumpkin spice who?
Time to pumpkin spice up the night.
49. How do gourds get to so strong?
By pumpkin iron.
50. What’s a pumpkin’s favourite drink?
Orange Squash.
51. What kind of animal loves pumpkins?
Orange-atans.
52. Which is the scariest Halloween pumpkin?
Donald J Trumpkin.
53. Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
It fell off the wagon.
54. Why did the pumpkin take a detour?
To avoid a seedy part of town.
55. What do you need to carve out pumpkins on Halloween?
A haunting license.
56. Why were the two pumpkins so close?
They had deep roots.
57. What do pumpkins say at happy hour?
Let’s get smashed.
58. Who is the leader of all pumpkins?
The Pumpking.
59. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
60. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A life-gourd.
61. What does a Pumpkin pirate wear over its eye?
A pumpkin patch.
62. What do pumpkins call their family?
Their pump-kin.
63. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s almost Halloween?.
64. What did the Pumpkin say to her girlfriend?
You’re gourdgeous.
65. Who helped the baby pumpkin cross the road?
The crossing gourd.
66. What do you call a group of pumpkin besties?
SquashGoals.
67. How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?
On vine-yl.
68. Why do people always choose Pumpkins by size?
Gourd big or go home.
69. Where is the best place to put your pumpkin?
On a veggie-table.
70. What are gourds afraid of?
Things that go pumpkin the night.
71. Where do pumpkins hold meetings?
In the gourdroom.
72. What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun?
Go bungee gourd jumping.
73. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?
The crossing gourd.
74. What do you get if you eat too much pumpkin pie?
Autumn-y ache!3 open mouthed Pumpkins.
75. What did the pumpkins say at happy hour?
Let’s get smashed.
76. How did the winter squash pay for things?
It used pumpkin bread.
77. Where does a pumpkin preach?
From the pulp-it.
78. What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!A laughing chicken and dog.
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