30+ Paleo Pick Up Lines

Are you trying to impress that hot guy or sexy woman who is into the Paleo diet? Well, flirting with someone who is into the Paleo diet can be intimidating. But it doesn’t have to be. Yes, you can still make them swoon with the help of the right pick up lines which are related to Paleo.

Whether you’re looking for something funny, romantic, or just plain cheesy, We guarantee these pick up lines will help you break the ice and get closer to your woman or guy. So don’t be shy cause it’s time to get your conversation flowing with your special one. Enjoy.

Paleo Pick Up Lines

1. Want me to slip some organ meat into your chili?

2. I eat only the finest of free-range meats.

3. Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?

4. You are as pretty as the cover of Chronicles.

5. Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.

6. Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.

7. I’m totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.

8. I put coconut oil on everything.

9. I couldn’t help but notice that you don’t use deodorant.

10. I’ve got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise….

11. Hey girl. Let’s do it tonight. Let’s finally set up that kombucha continuous brew system.

12. Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.

13. You are like honey on my bacon.

14. Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore’s menus.

15. Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

16. Would you like to come up and see my etchings of Chesterton?

17. Hey baby, I usually go full paleo, but even I can ‘t resist those buns.

18. Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?

19. Come over tonight and I’ll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is really good for.

20. Don’t worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.

21. Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?

22. I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible

23. I’m not just Paleo, I’m Paleo 2.0.

24. You are looking fine in those Vibrams.

25. I make sure to use every part of the animal

26. Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.

27. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours – vitamin D levels that is.

28. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

29. I can dead lift twice your bodyweight – so come over to my cave so I can workout

30. This is the best steakhouse in town…according to Peter at Hyperlipid.

31. Hey, baby, how about some primal reenactment?

32. Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is fricking Okinawan.

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