23 Most Famous Moira Rose Quotes Of All Time To Read

1. “The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.” ~ Moira Rose

2. “The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered, I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during Shakespeare at Sea Week!” ~ Moira Rose

3. “Oh good, now I see bubbles. David! What does burning smell like?” ~ Moira Rose

4. “If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!” ~ Moira Rose

5. “Let’s go. I’ve had enough waking hours for one day.” ~ Moira Rose

6. “I would be pleased to RSVP as…pending.” ~ Moira Rose

7. “Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up!” ~ Moira Rose

8. “I manned that front desk with the vigor of a wartime radio operator.” ~ Moira Rose

9. “This wine is awful. Get me another glass.” ~ Moira Rose

10. “All I can think about is the 22-foot Norwegian Pine we once had. And the protesters shouting at the flatbed truck as it made its way through our front gates. Now that was festive.” ~ Moira Rose

11. “Okay, I’ve never ‘just packed a bag,’ so you might just have to give me a minute.” ~ Moira Rose

12. “There are myriad tactics to boost numbers at your party! Well, you start by comping a few influential guests. You’d be shocked at how many celebrities show up to a thing with the promise of a free Wagyu slider.” ~ Moira Rose

13. “There once was a radiant young actress who dreamed of having two sons.” ~ Moira Rose

14. “One must champion oneself and say, I am ready for this!” ~ Moira Rose

15. “I have lost all my skills. And now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless like you and your sister.” ~ Moira Rose

16. “If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.” ~ Moira Rose

17. “Why should I be the only one encumbered with this emotional cargo?” ~ Moira Rose

18. “I worked in soaps. They had me play my own father, who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. I still hold the record for the longest-running demonic possession on daytime television.” ~ Moira Rose

19. “Oh, I won’t wait for anyone’s decision. I once got Winnie Mandela to RSVP to an Artists Against Eczema benefit within the hour.” ~ Moira Rose

20. “If there is anyone at this fabulous little confab who knows how to work a room of fragile egos, it’s me. I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.” ~ Moira Rose

21. “Is “tests” code for open-heart surgery? You can tell me, I once played a nurse on M.A.S.H.” ~ Moira Rose

22. “If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!” ~ Moira Rose

23. “When one of us shines, all of us shine.” ~ Moira Rose

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