33 Milk Pick Up Lines

If there is a situation where you are having milk with the person who is sitting behind you, then adding milk pick up lines will spice up your conversations and make an impression. We know that finding the right words is always a hard thing but no more now cause these cheesy and funny pick up lines on milk will make any milking situation fun and exciting. Enjoy.

Milk Pick Up Lines

1. Call me Milk, because I will do your body good.

2. Your milkshake brought this boy to your yard.

3. Baby, be my Ms. Potato and I’ll smash you and pour milk all over you.

4. Babe, you got a bowl of tasty cereal? Let me pour some milk inside that bowl.

5. You’re like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

6. Are you ready for some milkshake out of that milk jug of yours?

7. Hey, are you milk? Because I don’t want 1% or 2%, I want the whole of you.

8. Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm? Because you got some nice calves.

9. Are you a dairy farmer? Because I’ve got something you can milk.

10. Girl are you milk? Because you’re making my bone big and strong.

11. Hey, are you my chocolate milk? Because I’d drink every last drop of you.

12. Want some non-dairy organic milk?

13. Babe, are you a coconut? Because I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.

14. Are you milk? Because I wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter.

15. Hey, I want to put some milk in you.

16. Girl, are you a cow? Cuz I want to milk u with my mouth

17. I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I’ll treat you right.

18. Are you Santa? Because I’m ready for all that milk in my cookie.

19. If you are milk, you are definitely nonfat milk.

20. Hey Girl, you are so sweet, how about you bring the honey and I’ll bring my milk.

21. Hey Girl, I want to milk you with my mouth.

22. Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin is so soft and smooth.

23. Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

24. Are you a cow? Because it’s milking time.

25. Are you lactose intolerant? It’s OK because my cream is dairy free.

26. Got milk? I will fill you up inside and outside.

27. My name’s Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?

28. Are you breakfast? Because you go good with milk.

29. Hey, let’s turn my cheesy pick up lines into fresh milk in bed.

30. Girl, I want to dip my Oreo in your milk. Except my cookie only gets hard.

31. If you were a cow I’d never forget to milk you.

32. Are you milk? Because you ain’t complete until I insert my Vitamin D.

33. Are you fresh milk? Because I need your dairy.

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