Mean Girls is a 2004 American teen comedy film written by Tina Fey and directed by Mark Waters. The film is loosely based on the non-fiction book Queen Bees and Wannabes, which provides a sociological analysis of female high school cliques.
The movie focuses on Cady Heron, who moves to an affluent suburban community and befriends Janis Ian and Damian Leigh, the latter of whom attends Cady’s new school. Shortly after being forced to leave her friends behind in Africa, Cady finds herself being gradually accepted into the most popular clique in school – until she decides to end their reign of terror.
The movie was released on April 30, 2004, in theaters nationwide, from Warner Bros., with an initial DVD release on May 24, 2005
Here are some quotes from the iconic Mean Girls movie to share with your best friends
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” — Gretchen Wieners
“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mrs. George
“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” — Janis Ian
“Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls.” — Mr. Duvall
“‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” — Janis Ian
”Your face smells like peppermint!” — Aaron Samuels
“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her.” — Regina George
“Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George
“Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just…don’t do it. Promise?” — Coach Carr
“You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?” — Karen Smith
“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.” — Bethany Byrd
“Grool. I meant to say cool but then I started to say great.” — Cady Heron
“I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” — Gretchen Wieners
“One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.” — Bethany Byrd
“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George
“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.” — Karen Smith
“The limit does not exist.” — Cady Heron
“I can’t go out tonight. *fake coughs* “I’m sick.” — Karen Smith
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” — Girl Who Doesn’t Go to the School
”Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George
“It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!“—Cady Heron
“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” — Gretchen Wieners
“Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness.” — Janis Ian
“Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.” — Cady Heron
“But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?” — Regina George
“Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.” — Gretchen Wieners
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” — Regina George
”You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?” — Karen Smith
“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” — Damian
“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.” — Bethany Byrd
“I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” — Gretchen Weiners
“She doesn’t even go here!” — Damian Leigh
“Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks.” — Gretchen Weiners
“Boo, you whore!” — Regina George
“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” — Regina George
“I want my pink shirt back!” — Damian Leigh
“And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don’t be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.” — Janis Ian
”But you’re, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?” — Regina George
”There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” — Janis Ian
“Is butter a carb?” — Regina George
“You can’t join Mathletes, it’s social suicide!” — Damian Leigh
”I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” — Crying Girl
“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons… but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.” — Bethany Byrd
“They say that you’re a homeschooled jungle freak, that’s a less hot version of me!” — Regina George
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” — Regina George
“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.” — Karen Smith
”So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…” — Karen Smith
”It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.” — Karen Smith
“Damn. I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang.” — Kevin G.
“You can’t sit with us!’ — Gretchen Wieners
“It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.” — Karen Smith
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” — Gretchen Wieners
“Did you see a nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple.” — Jason
“Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” — Ms. Norbury
“Grool… I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.” — Cady Heron
“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” — Regina George
“Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs.” — Ms. Norbury
“That is so fetch!“—Gretchen Wieners
“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.” — Gretchen Wieners
“Your mom’s chest hair!” — Janis Ian
“I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye.” — Janis Ian
“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.” — Regina George
”I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” — Mrs. George
“She made out with a hot dog.” — Karen Smith
“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” — Mrs. George
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” — Karen Smith
“Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!” — Damian Leigh
”You can’t sit with us!” — Gretchen Wieners
“Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!” — Amber D’Alessio
“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?.” — Karen Smith
“Made out with a hotdog? Oh my God, that was one time!” — Amber
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.” — “She doesn’t even go here!“
“You’re the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth-grade revenge!” — Cady Heron
“That was so fetch.” — Gretchen Wieners
“Somebody wrote in the book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use XXL tampons, but It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina.” — Bethany
“I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, “I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.” — Cady Heron
“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!“—Mrs. George
“Gretchen, stop trying to make *fetch* happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George
“She doesn’t even go here!” — Damian
“I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.” — Mr. Duvall
“I’m a mouse. Duh!” — Karen Smith
“She’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” — Janis Ian
“Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!“—Damian Leigh
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” — Ms. Norbury
”Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MCs ain’t got nothing on me.” — Kevin G
“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” — Cady Heron
“I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.” — Regina George
“She’s totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.” — Damian Leigh
“That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” — Damian
”The limit does not exist.” — Cady Heron
”It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” — Cady Heron
”Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George
“I like “invented” her, you know what I mean?” — Regina George
