75+ Matrix Pick Up Lines

Matrix movies are great; they take you into another world and explore the possibilities of the future. So if you are watching this movie with your loved one and want to add excitement and creativity, then matrix pick up lines can help you take your flirt game to the next level. 

Whether you’re watching the original Matrix movies or the new series, these lines will make your partner smile and express your feelings in a fun and flirty way. So go ahead and impress with your smooth moves.

Matrix Pick Up Lines

1. Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.

2. Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed…smell like him.

3. I must be feeling squirrely because I’m going to climb you like a tree.

4. Are you an impending rejection, because you’re always on my mind.

5. You put the D in PhD.

6. Can I have your significant digits?

7. Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

8. I am amazed that you have more curves than a circle.

9. Let’s UCB together.

10. Would you mind taking a look at my briefs?

11. Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

12. You make my software turn into hardware.

13. Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty’s a senior.

14. Your homepage or mine?

15. If you want to dance, call me. Because I can put your inertia in motion.

16. I think we should drop out…of these clothes.

17. Are you the SAT? Because I want to do you in a room for hours.

18. For a third-world country, you’re pretty well developed.

19. I’ve got my ion you, baby.

20. If being sexy were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

21. I have ‘Great Expectations’ for our future tonight.

22. Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?-

23. I missed class last time, do you have the notes?-

24. Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.

25. You’ve got more curves than a circle.

26. I like my men like I like my books well read and in leather.

27. I’d like to estimate the slope of those curves.

28. Damn girl, you’re looking sharp.

29. For someone in a third world country, you are well developed.

30. Don’t worry, girl, I’m pretty sure my roommate’s asleep.

31. Are you in astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.

32. You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine.

33. Are you UT Austin? Because I’m longHORNY for you.

34. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

35. I wish I had a star every time you brightened my day because I would have a galaxy.

36. Baby, you’re not an option, you’re totally a future.

37. We should be Bowdoin it right now.

38. What’s your opinion on my poll?

39. I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.

40. I blame you for global warming, you’re too hot to handle.

41. Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

42. I wasn’t in class last time because I got lost in your eyes. Do you have notes?

43. Can I have your number?

44. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

45. Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off-

46. History Major: I’m not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

47. Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can’t even have a car on campus.

48. You’re a hot commodity.

49. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

50. Are you CollegeConfidential? Because you should take a chance on me.

51. What is your take on that test?

52. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

53. Girl, I’m thinking about changing my major to chemistry, ’cause we’ve got it together.

54. I’ll make some Illinois with you tonight.

55. Don’t worry, girl, I’m pretty sure my roommate’s asleep.

56. Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

57. I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

58. I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

59. You make me wish I was a business major.

60. I like you like I like my mathematical proofs.

61. Babe, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

62. Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

63. Hey baby i got the F the C and the K all i need is U

64. Will you give me your thick envelope tonight?

65. Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

66. Have people realized you are the chief source of global warming? Because you are so hot.

67. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

68. Has someone told you that you are sweeter than pi?

69. I want to Middlebury myself in you.

70. You sure turn my software into hardware.

71. History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

72. You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

73. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

74. Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.

75. Are you the Math II? Because your curves are amazing.

76. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?-

77. I’ll never wash my hands of U.

78. If being sexy is a crime, you would be in jail.

79. I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes

80. You just denatured my proteins because so are so hot.

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