153 Math Pick Up Lines

If you want to impress your crush show them how funny and knowledgeable you are. Then this funny and cheesy math pick up lines are good to go. It will make your crush laugh and easily break the ice and show off your smartness.

We all are sometimes in that situation that we want to sweep our crush off their feet with our charming wit and intelligence but choosing the right words is always tricky, right? But no more. These pick up lines are conversation starters that will make them fall for you. Enjoy.

Math Pick Up Lines

1. “Solving equations is routine, but the equation of us is extraordinary.”

2. “I don’t care about maths, but I care about your number.”

3. “Are your hands a calculator? Because I want to press all your buttons!”

4. “Is your heart a logarithm? Because meeting you is an exponential joy.”

5. “I don’t like my current girlfriend. Do you mind if I made a you-substitution?”

6. “Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking just right.”

7. “If love were a response variable, I would make you the dependent one.”

8. “Is your name Algebra? Because you’ve replaced the X in my heart.”

9. “At the risk of sounding Fibbonacheesy, you’re a cutie-pi and I’d love to take you out.”

10. “Is your name pi? Because you are so sweet!”

11. “Do you know any calculus? Because I want to find the limit of our love.”

12. “Are you a Pythagorean triple? Because baby, you make my love squared a perfect square.”

13. “With you, every moment is as infinite as the digits of pi.”

14. “I think you are the missing variable in the equation of my happiness.”

15. “Is your heart a prime number? Because meeting you feels like a unique and rare find.”

16. “Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my eX without asking Y?”

17. “Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-ly adorable!”

18. “Let’s integrate our lives together and find the area under the curve of our love.”

19. “Are you a tangent? Because you’re always right next to me.”

20. “If life were a coordinate plane, meeting you would be the origin of my joy.”

21. “Do you believe in love that’s as parallel as lines that never meet?”

22. “If I had you, it would solve all my problems.”

23. “You do not have to be a math expert to realise that we make the perfect pair.”

24. “Are you a decimal? Because meeting you is a point that goes on forever.”

25. “You’re the numerator and I’m the denominator – when I’m with you, I’m reduced to my simplest form.”

26. “Is your name Calculus? Because you’ve got the integral part of my heart.”

27. “My love for you is comparable to fractal because it will never end.”

28. “Can I be the X to your Y? We can create a beautiful parabola together.”

29. “You are the sum to my equation, making every moment worthwhile.”

30. “If I were a statistic, you would be the outlier that stands out.”

31. “Let’s derive some pleasure together, I promise it’ll be a smooth function.”

32. “You must be an asymptote, because you make me approach infinity.”

33. “Can I be your math partner? Because I want to tackle life’s problems together.”

34. “I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.”

35. “Shall we complete a square, and together, find the roots of our love?”

36. “If I were a triangle, you would be the acute angle that completes me.”

37. “This book of life would be incomplete without you in every chapter.”

38. “Studying math is routine, but studying the intricacies of your mind is fascinating.”

39. “This book of math doesn’t have a formula for how much I adore you.”

40. “Are you a polynomial function? Because our love will only have real roots.”

41. “Are you a binary code? Because you just switched my heart from 0 to 1.”

42. “Can you help me solve this equation: You + Me = Forever?”

43. “If life were an equation, you’d be the variable that makes it complete.”

44. “My love for you may be a complex number, but it’s undoubtedly valued.”

45. “People say love is complicated, but with you, it feels as simple as 1+1=2.”

46. “Did you take calculus? Because you derive me crazy with those beautiful eyes.”

47. “Are you a math teacher? Because you just schooled me in the subject of love.”

48. “You are the sum of your divisions. In other words, you’re perfect.”

49. “My love for you is like π, it’s never-ending and irrational.”

50. “When I am around you, I always have enough injective resolute ions.”

51. “Is your heart an exponent? Because it just raised my feelings to a whole new level.”

52. “Are you an exponent? Because meeting you raised my happiness to a new power.”

53. “I promise: Say yes to a date with me, and I’ll make all your worries polygon(e).”

54. “I may be bad at math, but I can count on you to make my heart race.”

55. “Can I be your derivative? Because I want to be there for the rate of change in your life.”

56. “Is your name Pi? Because you’re infinite, and I can’t get enough of you.”

57. “Do you know any geometry? Because I’m getting lost in the angles of your smile.”

58. “I’d like to find your nth term in this sequence of love.”

59. “You must be an integral part of my life because you complete me.”

60. “Are you a rectangle? Because you have all the right angles.”

61. “Are you an angle? Because I think you’re really acute.”

62. “Are you a math genius? Because meeting you feels like discovering a hidden theorem.”

63. “My love for you is like the addition of integers – it just keeps expanding.”

64. “I’m like pi because I can’t be rational around you.”

65. “Can you help me solve for x where x= your number?”

66. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I graph our connection?”

67. “Are you a math test? Because meeting you feels like acing every question.”

68. “Let’s not be like parallel lines and meet as soon as possible.”

69. “If life were a math class, you would be the highlight of my day.”

70. “If you were a sine wave, I’d be the cosine, oscillating together.”

71. “Could you be the missing variable in the equation of my happiness?”

72. “With you, every smile is a tangent to the curve of my happiness.”

73. “I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.”

74. “Could you be the common denominator in the fraction of my heart?”

75. “Studying theorems is interesting, but studying your smile is a delight.”

76. “If life were an equation, you would be the constant of my happiness.”

77. “Are you a math book? Because every moment with you is a lesson I want to learn.”

78. “Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right.”

79. “You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.”

80. “Could you be the square root of -1? Because you’re an imaginary delight.”

81. “I know you like adding numbers and would not mind adding yours to my contacts.”

82. “Maybe our love is like algebra—solving for ‘us’ makes everything perfect.”

83. “Could you be the variable that makes my heart’s equation complete?”

84. “This chapter of my life gets better every time I’m with you.”

85. “We would make a perfect couple by adding our like terms.”

86. “Can I be your exponent? Because I want to take our relationship to a higher power.”

87. “I think you’re the slope to my y-intercept – we were meant to be together.”

88. “I think you are the variable that turned my life into a beautiful equation.”

89. “This book of life would be incomplete without you as the main character.”

90. “If life were a graph, meeting you would be the point where everything started to make sense.”

91. “Do you believe in love that’s as constant as the speed of light?”

92. “Do you like statistics? Because you are definitely having a significant effect on my heart rate.”

93. “Would you be my square root? Because with you, everything is perfectly squared.”

94. “I’m not a mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Can I have yours?”

95. “If life were an equation, you’d be the variable that adds meaning to it.”

96. “I want to find the median of our love and calculate a lifetime of devotion together.”

97. “Are you a prime number? Because you’re one of a kind.”

98. “Want to add some friction to your vector? Because our love can defy the laws of motion.”

99. “This chapter of my life is incomplete without you as the main character.”

100. “Are you the Pythagorean theorem? Because you make every relationship right.”

101. “This book of math problems pales in comparison to the complexity of my love for you.”

102. “With you, every moment feels like a perfect equation.”

103. “If you were a fraction, you’d be a proper one.”

104. “Our love is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined!”

105. “Just like math, you make my heart race with every equation of our love.”

106. “Just like math, you are the constant in the equation of my ever-changing world.”

107. “Baby, let’s multiply our love until it reaches infinity.”

108. “You’re as cute as pi.”

109. “People say love is a gamble, but with you, it’s a surefire equation.”

110. “Baby, you make my heart function as smoothly as a sine wave.”

111. “If life were an equation, you would be the solution to all my problems.”

112. “You must be a 90-degree angle, because you’re looking just right.”

113. “I may be a little irrational, but with you, every emotion makes perfect sense.”

114. “People say love is complex, but with you, it’s the simplest and most beautiful equation.”

115. “Our love is like dividing zero by any number. It is infinite.”

116. “You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational when I’m around you.”

117. “Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re making me feel all right.”

118. “Could you be the slope of my heart’s graph, always trending upwards with you?”

119. “This textbook of my life needs your presence on every page.”

120. “Let me be your abacus—you can always count on me.”

121. “Are you the square root of minus 1? Because you’re unreal.”

122. “Studying math is great, but studying your expressions is even better.”

123. “Our love is like a mathematical constant – it’ll never change.”

124. “I’ve memorized the first 100 digits of pi—and that was still easier than forgetting you.”

125. “Baby, you’re an outlier in my line of best fit, because there’s simply no one else like you.”

126. “You must be a geometric series, because the closer we get, the more our love grows.”

127. “As a statistician, I can see me having a significant effect on you.”

128. “This book of math problems can’t compare to the mystery of how you stole my heart.”

129. “Give me a fraction of your heart, and I will solve all your problems.”

130. “Solving equations is my forte, but the equation of love with you is my favorite challenge.”

131. “Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!”

132. “Do you know any statistics? Because meeting you feels like hitting the jackpot.”

133. “This simple math equation would be perfect: you plus me equals fantastic.”

134. “Studying your equations, and the only solution I see is me + you.”

135. “Since you’re so good at maths, can you replace my ex?”

136. “You are a well-defined function.”

137. “Solving math problems is easy, but the equation of us together is the one I can’t resist.”

138. “Are you a math problem? Because I need your help to solve the equation of my heart.”

139. “If I were a math problem, you’d be the solution I’ve been searching for.”

140. “Are you an algebra test? Because I want to study your multiple variables.”

141. “I heard you’re good at algebra, could you replace my ‘x’ without asking ‘y’?”

142. “What is the sum of you + me?”

143. “Does your beauty have a limit or is it infinite like pi?”

144. “I may be a bit divided, but with you, every fraction of my heart is complete.”

145. “I’ll love you from here to infinity.”

146. “Can I be the x to your y, so we can create a perfect coordinate?”

147. “My heart is like a sine wave, and meeting you creates a beautiful rhythm.”

148. “Is your heart a factor? Because you multiply the joy in my life.”

149. “Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.”

150. “My love for you is like Cantor’s diagonal argument: uncountable and infinite.”

151. “I’m great at remembering numbers. Give me your digits, and I’ll prove it to you!”

152. “Are you a math teacher? Because you’ve got class!”

153. “Do you believe in love that’s as congruent as triangles with equal sides?”

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