Top 29 Greatest Mad Hatter Quotes That Will Make You Smile

The Mad Hatter is a fictional character who appears in Lewis Carroll’s novel Through the Looking Glass.

Alice encounters the Mad Hatter in her adventure, who teases Alice and claims he has lived for “a long, long time.” He explains that his name is derived from his habit of wearing hats made of materials worldwide. The Mad Hatter has no memory of his past or how he came to be there.

Here are 29 quotes from the Mad Hatter that will encourage you to keep ongoing

1) “What’s the matter, my dear, don’t you care for tea?” ~ Mad Hatter

2) “Yes, yes. And when you come to the end… STOP. See?” ~ Mad Hatter

3) “Down with the bloody Red Queen!” ~ Mad Hatter

4) “You mean you can’t take less. It’s very easy to take more than nothing.” ~ Mad Hatter

5) “Not the same thing a bit! You might just as well say that, I see what I eat, is the same thing as I eat what I see!” ~ Mad Hatter

6) “When that day comes I shall futterwacken… vigorously.” ~ Mad Hatter

7) “Yes, that’s it! *sigh* It’s always tea time.” ~ Mad Hatter

8) “What is the hatter with me?” ~ Mad Hatter

9) “Clean cup, clean cup! Move down!” ~ Mad Hatter

10) “I keep them to sell. I’ve none of my own. I’m a hatter.” ~ Mad Hatter

11) “Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.” ~ Mad Hatter

12) [Referring to the White Knight] “OK, he’s as mad as a box of frogs.” ~ Mad Hatter

13) “You used to be much more…’muchier.’ You’ve lost your muchness.” ~ Mad Hatter

14) “Of course you’re here, in my- sanctum sanctorum. You always have been. You always will be. You’re the Nonsense in my head that mustn’t be ignored. You’re the piece of me that maddens everyone, my sister the most.” The Hatter gave her a tired smile and said nothing- which might have been the wisest thing he ever said.” ~ Liz Braswell

15) “No. Because I’m always there when they pass the hat, so to speak.” ~ Mad Hatter

16) “My response to that is both profound and meaningful: get your hair cut!” ~ Mad Hatter

17) “Trust me. I know a thing or two about liking people, and in time, after much chocolate and cream cake, ‘like’ turns into ‘what was his name again?” ~ Mad Hatter

18) “No wonder you’re late. Why this watch is exactly two days slow.” ~ Mad Hatter

19) “Egad, you learn something new every day. Make a note of that, Marchy, it might come in useful.” ~ Mad Hatter

20) “Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?” ~ Mad Hatter

21) “What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it!” ~ Mad Hatter

22) “Two days wrong!” I told you butter wouldn’t suit the works!” ~ Mad Hatter

23) “Yes, yes, but you would have to be half-mad to dream me up.” ~ Mad Hatter

24) “I want a clean cup,′ interrupted the Hatter: `let’s all move one place on.” ~ Mad Hatter

25) “The last uhm, the last time a girl called Alice came here from your world, she brought down the whole House of Cards. Oh yeah. Made quite an impression. Although, it was 150 years ago. It can’t be the same girl. Oysters don’t even live that long.” ~ Mad Hatter

26) “There is a place, like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say, to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.” ~ Mad Hatter

27) “Personal remarks are rude?” ~ Mad Hatter

28) “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?” ~ Lewis Carroll

29) “You mean you can’t take less. It’s very easy to take more than nothing.” ~ Mad Hatter

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