75 Latest Funny Slogans That Will Make You Laugh

Eat smart, Don’t fart

High school looks so much cooler on TV

It is not Cheating, it’s a team work

Rule of math, if it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong

Life is too short to remove USB safely

I am on a VODKA diet!

Fat free is the way to be

Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check

M.A.T.H.S: Mental attack to healthy students

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

Science causes all kinds of reactions

School: Seven crappy hours of our life

Dear math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems

M.A.T.H.S =Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

CLASS – come late and start seeing girls

Keep calm & say no to school

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

Don’t do drugs, Alcohol is effective

Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

An onion a day keeps everyone away

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

Life’s too short to go to school

Your mouth is a key of your health

My favorite Subject in school is nothing

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

Stop! School ahead

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Don’t Drink and Drive, You might hit a bump and spill something

Life is designed to kick your ass

Happiness is your last exam paper

When nothing goes right……..go left

Potty like a rock star

School kills

Homework because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

Smoke because life is too long

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Keep calm & bunk from school

Save the planet, we have nowhere else to go!

Be alert, your wife needs you

Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you

Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes

I’m 35% funny & 75% bad at Math

My life is very complicated drinking game

5 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions

Teachers call it cheating we call it hard work

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

Copy from many is a smart work

Drugs, because life is supposed to suck

No one ever says, “It’s only a game“ When their team is winning

Everything is funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh

Cool people don’t need to go to school

Shortcuts cut life short

I hate math but I love counting money

Dear math grow up and solve your Problems

Sex is not the answer, yes is the answer

Weight, I’m gainin’ it

Conserve water, shower with a friend!

Math, mental abuse to humans

Stop destroying our planet, It’s where I keep all my stuff

Go Green, There is no Planet B

Save water & drink champagne

Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

It is not Cheating it’s a team work

I don’t know what is X in math

I am always present in school but not my mind

Keep the Earth clean not only your bed

It’s not cheating, it’s a Hard work

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