Eat smart, Don’t fart
High school looks so much cooler on TV
It is not Cheating, it’s a team work
Rule of math, if it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong
Life is too short to remove USB safely
I am on a VODKA diet!
Fat free is the way to be
Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check
M.A.T.H.S: Mental attack to healthy students
Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics
People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important
Science causes all kinds of reactions
School: Seven crappy hours of our life
Dear math, I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems
M.A.T.H.S =Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Without school it’s really hard to know what day it is
Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard
Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
CLASS – come late and start seeing girls
Keep calm & say no to school
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth
Don’t do drugs, Alcohol is effective
Life is a bitch so learn how to deal it
An onion a day keeps everyone away
There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link
Life’s too short to go to school
Your mouth is a key of your health
My favorite Subject in school is nothing
After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F
Stop! School ahead
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Don’t Drink and Drive, You might hit a bump and spill something
Life is designed to kick your ass
Happiness is your last exam paper
When nothing goes right……..go left
Potty like a rock star
School kills
Homework because 7 hours of school wasn’t enough
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens
Smoke because life is too long
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Keep calm & bunk from school
Save the planet, we have nowhere else to go!
Be alert, your wife needs you
Learn from others mistakes; don’t have others learn from you
Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes
I’m 35% funny & 75% bad at Math
My life is very complicated drinking game
5 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions
Teachers call it cheating we call it hard work
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive
Copy from many is a smart work
Drugs, because life is supposed to suck
No one ever says, “It’s only a game“ When their team is winning
Everything is funnier when you’re not allowed to laugh
Cool people don’t need to go to school
Shortcuts cut life short
I hate math but I love counting money
Dear math grow up and solve your Problems
Sex is not the answer, yes is the answer
Weight, I’m gainin’ it
Conserve water, shower with a friend!
Math, mental abuse to humans
Stop destroying our planet, It’s where I keep all my stuff
Go Green, There is no Planet B
Save water & drink champagne
Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly
I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode
It is not Cheating it’s a team work
I don’t know what is X in math
I am always present in school but not my mind
Keep the Earth clean not only your bed
It’s not cheating, it’s a Hard work
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