Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard
The planet is fine. The people are fucked
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer
You know what I like most about people? Pets
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive
What is life? I don’t know
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
I can resist everything exept temptation
Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling
Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics
I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode
People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out
Stress is caused by giving a fuck
Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive
After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F
All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips
On the other hand, you have different fingers
There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link
My life is very complicated drinking game
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens
Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Life is too short to remove USB safely
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something
Life is designed to kick your ASS
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint
When nothing goes right……..go left
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