45 Latest & Funny Slogans About Life

Growing up is amazing, until you get old!

Smoking helps you relax in the graveyard

The planet is fine. The people are fucked

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye

I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer

You know what I like most about people? Pets

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive

What is life? I don’t know

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes

I can resist everything exept temptation

Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it

Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling

Life is a pretty cheesy game, but at least it has good graphics

I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

I am not lazy, I am just on my Energy saving mode

People say you can’t live without love, I think oxygen is more important

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control

If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out

Stress is caused by giving a fuck

Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive

After Tuesday even the calendar say W T F

All my life, I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips

On the other hand, you have different fingers

There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link

My life is very complicated drinking game

I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans

Never miss a good chance to shut up

Life is too short to remove USB safely

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t like the thought of being gone so long!

Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something

Life is designed to kick your ASS

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint

When nothing goes right……..go left

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