Mondays are the first day of the week and usually mean that you should start on a fresh slate. You can also use this as a chance to change your routine to make your week more productive or get back on track from a rough weekend.
However, Mondays are notorious for their terrible reputation for being exhausting and draining. Many people complain about how difficult it is to get out of bed after going out late on Saturday night and then sleeping on Sunday morning. This is because we tend to build up stress from the previous week during the weekend, making Monday all the more challenging.
Here is a list of the 90+ inspirational and funny Monday quotes that will prepare you for the week ahead
“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Even though it’s Monday act like it’s Saturday”
“Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.”
“Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”
“Don’t let the word Monday scare you, do something awesome”
“Hangovers are bad; hangovers are even worse on a Monday morning.”
“Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever”
“Monday is a basic bitch.”
“Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won’t know when Monday starts.”
“Dear Monday, my mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“I whisper “What the fuck?” to myself at least 20 times a day on Monday”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Less Monday, more summer.”
“Shortest horror story: Monday.”
“Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.”
“Due to lack of interest .Monday has been cancelled.”
“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”
“That awkward moment when you wake up and think it’s a weekend, but it’s a Monday.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.” – Giorge Leedy
“Thank God, it’s Monday”
“Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“I hate mornings, and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“It’s Monday . . . back to work. I hate this moment. Let me sleep a little more.”
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Arthur Darvill
“Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!”
“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”
“On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.”
“Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy only four days until Friday.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Monday, you’re so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Why does getting up on Monday seem way harder than getting up on Friday?”
“I’m always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“It’s Monday but keep smiling.”
“Dear Monday, you’re the worst because I hate having school and having to wake up in the morning. If I could cross off every Monday on my calendar and call it a day, I would. —From: Your no-good buddy.”
“I’m hiding from Monday I know it’s close by.”
“If Monday were a person, it wouldn’t have friends.”
“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”
Inspirational Monday Quotes
“Monday is great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station
“Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back.”
“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” – Art Rooney
“It’s Monday. I’m Happy. I’m Blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week.”
“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” – Thomas Bernhard
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday.” – Andrea L’Artiste
“I have to go to work on Mondays and yes everyone hates Mondays. But I look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.” – Dinky Manuel
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.” – Andrea L’Artiste
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll
“The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week.”
“Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings 52 times a year.” – David Dweck
“Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown
“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life.” – Germany Kent
“The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.” – Donna Shalala
“Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine”, in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day” and frankly that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” – Andrea L’Artiste
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev
“Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Nature is a big part of my weekend. Whenever possible, I take Friday and Monday off and spend four days outdoors. We should remind ourselves that there was something here befo3:02 PM 13-Nov-16re us, a force more powerful than us.” – Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
“Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.” – Henry David Thoreau
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” – Edmond Mbiaka
“Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.”
“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”
“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck
“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year.” – David Dweck
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” – Dan Salomon
“To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” – Pearl S. Buck
“Monday is the day to unleash the stamina built up after a relaxing weekend.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao
“People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.” – Casey Stoner
“I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday”
“Waking up to a new Monday is a gift, appreciate it and do remember you are loved.” – Dalai Lama
“I know it’s Monday, but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.” – Michael Ely
“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith
