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89 Latest Funny Health Slogans With Taglines

Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket

Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!

Life is too short to workout, Eat more cookies!

I go bananas for fruits

Eating makes me so happy you not so much

Good Health is True Wealth

Dear fat prepare to die

Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer

Eat wise.Drop a size

Lost one pound, time to reward myself

People can’t eat without taking a Picture

Eight glass of water a day, can make your symptoms go away

I would lose weight but I don’t like losing

Lift weight for jesus

Run like you stole something

You have to eat right for the fat to take flight

Burn Calories Not Gas

I eat junk food, Cuz it’s all about Genetics

I workout until beer o’ clock

Your workout is my warmup

D.I.E.T: Did I eat that

Diet starts… Next week

Exercising is great until you compare it to not exercising

Installing muscles….please wait

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it

I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I’ll do it tomorrow

Sugar Nah I am sweet enough

Fat lasts longer than Flavor

Eat smart, Don’t fart

What’s bugging you?

I want ABS but I want Pizza more

Your mouth is a key of your health

Warning: I quit smoking, speak to me at your own risk

Let me know if my biceps get in your way

Eat your greens to fit in to your jeans

Fat free is the way to be

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

Be Smart, don’t Start

Never eat more than you lift

Eat all the cake, you deserve it

Run with Dogs

Smoking reduces your weight

An apple day makes potty next day

You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100

Drugs, everybody who is nobody does it

Get fit in the gym, Lose weight in the Kitchen

The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one

Life is too short to diet

Bigger Snacks, Bigger Slacks

Weight, I’m gainin’ it

Drugs every bum wants it

Healthy hearts keep the beat

Drugs, the way to go, if you don’t plan on going anywhere

Smoke because life is too long

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money

Double your cup double your butt

I am on an Alcohol diet.I have lost 3 days already

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!

My favorite exercise is smiling

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it

Diet cures more than doctor

Your mouth is a key to your health

I don’t smoke weed… I deep fry it!

Give Peas a Chance

Fruity Snakes make me just peachy

Laughter is the best medicine but if your laughing with no reason you need medicine!

Eat to live not live to eat

Fitness whole pizza in my mouth

Drugs, because life is supposed to suck

They say alcohol kills slowly.So what who’s in hurry

Smoking helps you lose weight.. One lung at a time!

Eat best, forget the rest

An onion a day keeps everyone away

Give up the fat.Watch your belly go flat

Eat less sugar, you’re sweet enough already

Eat healthy. Exercise daily. Die anyway!

Your fast food can be your last food

It is your health so you can decide

Eat sleep dance repeat

Don’t be upsetti, eat some Spaghetti

Eat right, or go into the light

Health, It’s what you want

Death smokes 2 packs a day

You will never have ABS. Love, Pizza

Eat right or Go home

Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak

eath smokes 2 packs a day

If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy

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