Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket
Try going to the gym without saying it on Facebook!
Life is too short to workout, Eat more cookies!
I go bananas for fruits
Eating makes me so happy you not so much
Good Health is True Wealth
Dear fat prepare to die
Birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays, live longer
Eat wise.Drop a size
Lost one pound, time to reward myself
People can’t eat without taking a Picture
Eight glass of water a day, can make your symptoms go away
I would lose weight but I don’t like losing
Lift weight for jesus
Run like you stole something
You have to eat right for the fat to take flight
Burn Calories Not Gas
I eat junk food, Cuz it’s all about Genetics
I workout until beer o’ clock
Your workout is my warmup
D.I.E.T: Did I eat that
Diet starts… Next week
Exercising is great until you compare it to not exercising
Installing muscles….please wait
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it
I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I’ll do it tomorrow
Sugar Nah I am sweet enough
Fat lasts longer than Flavor
Eat smart, Don’t fart
What’s bugging you?
I want ABS but I want Pizza more
Your mouth is a key of your health
Warning: I quit smoking, speak to me at your own risk
Let me know if my biceps get in your way
Eat your greens to fit in to your jeans
Fat free is the way to be
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
Be Smart, don’t Start
Never eat more than you lift
Eat all the cake, you deserve it
Run with Dogs
Smoking reduces your weight
An apple day makes potty next day
You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100
Drugs, everybody who is nobody does it
Get fit in the gym, Lose weight in the Kitchen
The easiest way to get a healthy body is to marry one
Life is too short to diet
Bigger Snacks, Bigger Slacks
Weight, I’m gainin’ it
Drugs every bum wants it
Healthy hearts keep the beat
Drugs, the way to go, if you don’t plan on going anywhere
Smoke because life is too long
The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money
Double your cup double your butt
I am on an Alcohol diet.I have lost 3 days already
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
My favorite exercise is smiling
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it
Diet cures more than doctor
Your mouth is a key to your health
I don’t smoke weed… I deep fry it!
Give Peas a Chance
Fruity Snakes make me just peachy
Laughter is the best medicine but if your laughing with no reason you need medicine!
Eat to live not live to eat
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth
Drugs, because life is supposed to suck
They say alcohol kills slowly.So what who’s in hurry
Smoking helps you lose weight.. One lung at a time!
Eat best, forget the rest
An onion a day keeps everyone away
Give up the fat.Watch your belly go flat
Eat less sugar, you’re sweet enough already
Eat healthy. Exercise daily. Die anyway!
Your fast food can be your last food
It is your health so you can decide
Eat sleep dance repeat
Don’t be upsetti, eat some Spaghetti
Eat right, or go into the light
Health, It’s what you want
Death smokes 2 packs a day
You will never have ABS. Love, Pizza
Eat right or Go home
Seven Days Without Exercise Makes One Weak
eath smokes 2 packs a day
If you are what you eat than I’m fast cheap and easy
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