Scream until daddy stops the car.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
New Cooler Coffee!
Fast food will help your journey fast.
You gotta die of something!
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
My idea of fast food is a mallard.
Don’t use your stomach as a trash can!
These are freedom fries!
Where the food’s as good as the root beer.
I’m not too into fast food, but you know if I was, it would be chicken.
I’m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
Eating is everything.
The Laxative with eleven herbs and spices!
Pleasure on the lips, lifetime on the hips.
Hungry people die first.
If your too wasted to drive, we’ll bring your food to you!
The most romantic thing you can ever do for me is buy me Fast Food.
Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.
Do you know what you’re putting in your mouth?
I got baby food in my coffee maker.
Fiber’s for weenies!
From a hot dog to a national habit.” – Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs.
Where’s the diarrhea.
Yummy Yummy in Your Tummy!
Whoever snuck the ‘S’ in Fast Food is a clever person.
Fast food doesn’t need to be bad food.
It takes two hands to hold the whopper.
Sun’s out buns out.
Where’s the beef – oh I just found it.
The food channel is basically just po*n for your stomach.
Your fast food can be your last food.
Come hungry. Leave happy.
Mmmm… Toasty.
This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake.
Where’s the beef – there isn’t any.
Stop in and poop.
Heaven in a hamburger.
Buy your chicken from real cartoon character not an animated dead guy.
Free Tacos Yesterday.
Did somebody say McBypass?
Get fat eaten’ like a rat.
Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.
Closed we’re out of meat.
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