The Bible is one of the most widely read and influential books in human history. Up to this day, it remains the best-selling book of all time.
The Bible is a complex collection of writings from diverse writers living in different eras, addressing a broad range of subjects. These writings are often grouped into the following sections: The Law, The Prophets, The Writings (including Psalms), and The Gospels.
Many people believe that the Bible is a divinely inspired book that has been preserved without any changes or errors for over two thousand years. Others question these beliefs and reject the authority of this book.
Take a look at these inspirational bible verses about strength. They will surely help you in your life and business.
Top 91 Funny Bible Verses You Must Read Right Now
“Refresh me with apples, sustain me with raisin cakes, For I am lovesick.” ― Songs 2:4
“I wish those who are disturbing you might also get themselves castrated!.” ― Galatians 5:12
“Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.” ― 7. Genesis 38:9
“Then the LORD spoke to the sea creature, and it spewed Jonah onto the dry land.” ― Jonah 2:10
“Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.” ― 1 Corinthians 16:13
“Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun.” ― Ecclesiastes 8:15
“In spite of what you think, these men are not drunk, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” ― Acts 2:15
“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.” ― Gilbert K. Chesterton
“No one whose testicles have been crushed or whose penis has been cut off may be admitted into the community of the LORD.” ― Deuteronomy 23:2
“From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.” ― 2 Kings 2:23-24
“Would that those who are upsetting you might also castrate themselves!” ― Galatians 5:12
“Where Jesus is so angry at a fig tree being out of season, he curses it to death.” ― Mathew 21
“More people are troubled by what is plain in Scripture than by what is obscure.” ― Roy L. Smith
“When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy.” ― Deut. 25:11
“And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.” ― Judges 3:21-22
“Great men are not always wise: neither do the aged understand judgment.” ― Job 32:9
“For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.” ― Ecclesiastes 1:18
“If God had been a liberal, we wouldn’t have had the Ten Commandments – we’d have the Ten Suggestions.” ― Sir Malcolm Bradbury
“A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken.” ― Proverbs 15:13
“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” ― John 3:16
“[There is] nothing better for a man, [than] that he should eat and drink, and [that] he should make his soul enjoy good in his labour. This also I saw, that it [was] from the hand of God.” ― Ecclesiastes 2:24
“Did you not pour me out like milk and curdle me like cheese.” ― Job 10:10
“Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.” ― Song Of Solomon 7:4
“Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion.” ― Proverbs 11:22
“The watchman exclaimed, “The messenger has met them, but he isn’t returning either! It must be Jehu son of Nimshi, for he’s driving like a madman.” ― 2 Kings 9:20
“Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.” ― 1. Ezekiel 23:19
“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” ― Romans 10:9
“But they kept quiet because on the way they had argued about who was the greatest.” ― Mark 9:34
“And Esau said to Jacob, “Please let me have a swallow of that red stuff there, for I am famished.” Therefore his name was called Edom.” ― Genesis 25:30
“Now Joshua was old and advanced in years when the LORD said to him, “You are old and advanced in years….” ― Joshua 13:1
“There is more hope for a fool than for someone who speaks without thinking.” ― Proverbs 29:20
“From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.” ―2 Kings 2:23-24
“It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.” ― Proverbs 21:19
“It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.” ― Kin Hubbard
“My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years, because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.” ― Elayne Boosler
“Would that those who are upsetting you might also castrate themselves!” –Galatians 5:12
“Speak, Thus declares the Lord: ‘The dead bodies of men shall fall like dung upon the open field, like sheaves after the reaper, and none shall gather them.” ― Jeremiah 9:22
“Your teeth are like a flock of newly shorn ewes, which have come up from their washing, all of which bear twins, and not one among them has lost her young.” ― Song of Solomon 4:2
“Your teeth are whiter than sheep freshly washed; they match perfectly, not one is missing.” ― Song Of Solomon 4:2
“It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.” ― Proverbs 21:19
“Alcohol is for people who are dying, for those who are in misery.” ― Proverbs 31:6
“A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.” ― 8. Mark 14:51
“And there was a young man named Eutychus sitting on the window sill, sinking into a deep sleep; and as Paul kept on talking, he was overcome by sleep and fell down from the third floor and was picked up dead.” ― Acts 20:9-10
“And Miriam and Aaron spake against Moses because of the Ethiopian whom he had married: for he had married an Ethiopian woman.” ― Numbers 12:1
“When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.” ― Deuteronomy 25:11
“Worst of all wounds is that of the heart, worst of all evils is that of a woman.” ― Sirach 25:12
“Then said they, What shall be the expiation of guilt which we shall pay unto him? They answered, Five golden hemorrhoids and five golden rats, according to the number of the cardinals of the Philistines, for the same plague that is on you is also on your cardinals.” ― 1 Samuel 6:4 Jubilee Bible 2000
“A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.” ― Proverbs 12:16
“And there was a great famine in Samaria, as they besieged it, until a donkey’s head was sold for eighty shekels of silver, and the fourth part of a kab of dove’s dung for five shekels of silver.” ― 2 Kings 6:25
“A feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything.” ― Ecclesiastes 10:19
“A nagging wife is like water going drip-drip-drip on a rainy day. Whoever can control her can control the wind. He can even pick up olive oil with his right hand.” ― Proverbs 27:15-16
“Then Jesus said to his disciples, “I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” ― Matthew 19:23 – 24
“Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.” ― Mark Twain
“I will bring distress on mankind, so that they shall walk like the blind, because they have sinned against the Lord; their blood shall be poured out like dust, and their flesh like dung.” ― Zephaniah 1:17
“You shall have a place outside the camp, and you shall go out to it. And you shall have a trowel with your tools, and when you sit down outside, you shall dig a hole with it and turn back and cover up your excrement.” ― Deuteronomy 23:12-13
“Then the LORD commanded the fish, and it vomited Jonah up onto the dry land.” ― Jonah 2:10
“There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.” ― 1 John 4:18
“You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” ― Ezekiel 16:17
“Your teeth are like a flock of newly shorn ewes, Which have come up from their washing, All of which bear twins, And not one among them has lost her young.” ― Song of Solomon 4:2
“Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.” ― Proverbs 21:9
“So Hanun seized David’s servants and shaved off half of each one’s beard. He cut the lower part of their robes off so that their buttocks were exposed, and then sent them away.” ― 2 Samuel 10:4
“[Like] a gold ring in a pig’s snout, [so] is a beautiful woman who lacks good taste.” ― Proverbs 11:22
“And also that every man should eat and drink, and enjoy the good of all his labour, it [is] the gift of God.” ― Ecclesiastes 3:13
“Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” ― John 14:6
“11 If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.” ― Deuteronomy 25:11-12
“From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!.” ― 2 Kings 2:23
“Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts” – Proverbs 31:6
“So Gideon took the men down to the water. There the LORD told him, “Separate those who lap the water with their tongues as a dog laps from those who kneel down to drink.” ― Judges 7:5
“But the Rabshakeh said, “Has my master sent me to speak these words to your master and to you, and not to the men sitting on the wall, who are doomed with you to eat their own dung and drink their own urine?” ― Isaiah 36:12
“A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.” Proverbs 27:15
“Very well,” he replied, “I allow you cow’s dung in place of human excrement; bake your bread on that.” ― Ezekiel 4:12-15
“He said to Jacob, “Let me gulp down some of that red stuff; I’m starving.” ― Genesis 25:30
“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.” ― John 1:1
“Better to live on the corner of a roof than to share a house with a nagging wife.” ― Proverbs 21:9
“Then he said to me, “See, I assign to you cow’s dung instead of human dung, on which you may prepare your bread.” ― Ezekiel 4:15
“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith – and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God.” ― Ephesians 2:8
“Look, I have two daughters, virgins both of them. Let me bring them out to you and you could do what you like with them. But do nothing to these men because they have come under the shelter of my roof.” ― 11. Genesis 19:8
“So I said to them, ‘Whoever has gold, take it off,’ and they gave it to me. When I threw it into the fire, out came this calf!.” ― Exodus 32:24
“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” ― Ezekiel 23:19-20
“Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” ― Psalms 137:9
“And Jesus said unto them, “If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you.” ― Romans 1:17
“These people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” ― Acts 2:15
“Then because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you.” ― 10. Deut. 28:53
“Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself.” ― Proverbs 27:15-16
“As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.” ― Proverbs 31:6
“Prepare and eat this food as you would barley cakes. While all the people are watching, bake it over a fire using dried human dung as fuel and then eat the bread.” ― Ezekiel 4:12
“And it came to pass after these things, that it was told Abraham, saying, Behold, Milcah, she also hath borne children unto they brother Nahor. 22, and Kemuel the father of Aram.” ― Genesis 22:20-21
“but he left the linen cloth behind and ran away naked.” ― Mark 14:52
“And you shall eat it as a barley cake, baking it in their sight on human dung.” ― Ezekiel 4:12
“Now it came about after these things, that it was told Abraham, saying, ‘Behold, Milcah also has borne children to your brother Nahor: Uz his firstborn and Buz his brother.” ― Genesis 22:20-21
