Whether a funny quack or an amusing pun, duck jokes are a great way to bring a smile to any child’s face. They provide some comedic relief and help children learn about the animal world and develop their sense of humour.
From cartoons to nursery rhymes, ducks have always been a source of amusement and light-heartedness. From their cute waddles to their unique quacks, they are an endearing presence in many of our lives. Not only do duck jokes help children learn about humour, but they also encourage them to think outside the box when it comes to problem-solving.
Here we’ve compiled the best Duck Jokes that are funny and silly to make children giggle uncontrollably. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Duck Jokes
1. What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news?
The feather forecast.
2. Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
Because they can’t drive.
3. What is it called when a duck commits an illegal act in waterpolo?
A water-fowl.
4. What do American ducks set off on the forth of July?
Firequackers.
5. What did the duck get for christmas?
A christmas quacker.
6. What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping?
Quackamole.
7. What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
8. Where did the mama duck take her sick duckling?
To the ducktor.
9. Which musician do ducks listen to the most?
Drake.
10. What do you call a cow and two ducks?
Milk and quackers.
11. What did the bird in the air yell when the bird in the water was in danger?
Hey! Duck.
12. How do ducks make pancakes?
They use Bis-quack.
13. Did you hear about the duck that swam into sewage?
He smelled fowl.
14. What time do ducks get up in the morning?
At the quack of dawn.
15. What has fangs and webbed feet?
Count Duckula.
16. What does a duck shout when its angry?
“What the duck?”
17. What time do ducks get up?
The quack of dawn.
18. If a duck says “Quack quack,” what says “Quick quick?”
A duck with hiccups.
19. Why was the duck named “class clown?”
He was always quackin’ jokes in class.
20. What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
Duckumenteries.
21. When is a roast duck really bad for you?
When you are the duck.
22. What’s a duck’s favorite part about the Fourth of July?
The fire-quackers.
23. What do you call a duck that’s biting someone?
Peking Duck.
24. What’s a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo?
Quackodiles.
25. Why do ducks quack?
Because they can’t moo.
26. What point of a view does a duck write a book in?
Bird person.
27. Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?
To get his back quacked.
28. Ducks can’t carry up to four fish in their bill. But a peli-can.
29. What do you call a crazy duck?
A wacky duck.
30. What do you call a duck that does drugs?
A quack head.
31. What’s a duck always order with its Chinese food?
An eggroll.
32. Why was the baby duck sad?
He was feeling down.
33. What state do most ducks live in?
South Duck-ota.
34. What is a duck’s favorite kind of movie?
A duck-umentary.
35. What goes “quick quick”?
A duck with the hiccups.
36. What’s the name of Mr. Duck’s favorite drummer?
Wingo Star.
37. What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s buttquack.
38. What happens if a duck with hiccups lays eggs?
It lays scrambled eggs.
39. Most ducks live in what state?
Duckota.
40. What do you call a duck who steals from you?
A robber duck.
41. Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?
To get it’s back quacked.
42. What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Duck-ula.
43. What do you call a crate that’s filled with a bunch of ducks?
A box of quackers.
44. Why are ducks great detectives?
Because they always quack the case.
45. What do mallards eat at a baseball game?
Quacker-jacks.
46. What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
The quacken.
47. What’s a chick’s go-to soda?
Peepsi.
48. What should a duck wear to a fancy event?
A duck-sedo.
49. What do you call a kind and successful duck?
A waddle citizen.
50. What is storytime called when you read to ducklings?
Ducktales.
51. Why did the duck get a second job?
He had too many bills.
52. What do you call a ghost duck?
A poultrygeist.
53. What do ducks use to fix up their houses?
Duck tape.
54. What do ducks say when people throw things at them?
“Time to duck!”
55. What is a chick’s favorite drink?
Peepsi.
56. What is it called when it’s raining ducks and chickens?
Fowl weather.
57. What do duck physicists say?
“Quark, quark.”
58. What fabric softener to ducks use?
Downy.
59. When is roast duck bad for your health?
When you’re the duck.
60. What do you call movies that ducks like to watch?
Their windshields are always quacked.
61. Where do ducks go to search for jokes?
The world wide webbed feet.
62. What time do the earliest ducks get up?
At the quack of dawn.
63. What sound does the son of a chicken and a duck make?
Quack-a-doodle-doo.
64. Why do ducks check the news?
For the feather forecast.
65. What do ducks say when things get thrown at them?
Duck.
66. Where do ducks go shopping?
The mall-ard.
67. What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses?
A robber ducky.
68. Why do spiders like ducks so much?
Their webbed feet.
69. Why do ducks say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
70. Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
71. Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
Because it is way too far to waddle.
72. Why did the duckling almost fall on the sidewalk?
She tripped on a quack.
73. Why did the duck cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
74. Where do sick ducks go?
The duck-tor.
75. Where do ducks go when they are sick?
The ducktor’s office.
76. What do ducks use to fix everything?
Duck tape.
77. What do you call a smart duck?
A wise quacker.
78. What’s a duckling’s favorite game?
Beakaboo.
79. What’s a duck’s favorite type of dip?
Quack-amole.
80. What did the flying golf ball yell to the mallards in the pond?
Duck.
81. Why did the duck get a red card in the football game?
For fowl-play.
82. What was the secret agent duck named?
James Pond.
83. What did the duck say when the waitress came?
“Put it on my bill.”
84. And what does a duck put his favorite dip on?
Quackers.
85. What do you call a duck floating on a river?
Bob.
86. How do ducks propose?
With a wedding wing.
87. What do ducks have with soup?
Quackers.
88. On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
The outside.
89. What did the duck wear to his wedding?
A ducks-edo.
90. What game did the duck play at the arcade?
Quack-a-mole.
91. Where do ducks live?
Bill-dings.
92. What did the detective say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
93. What do you call a duck that steals?
A robber ducky.
94. Where did the duck go when he was sick?
To the ducktor.
95. What snacks do ducks like to eat with their cheese?
Quackers.
96. What do pre-teen ducks hate?
Voice quacks.
97. What do ducks carry their school books in?
Quack-packs.
98. One day a duck ran into his cousin from Canada He was a bit of a loon.
99. Did the duck couple make plans for their night out?
No, they decided to wing it.
100. Why do ducks never grow up?
Because they grow down.
101. What do you get if you cross a duck with a skyrocket?
A firequacker.
102. What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable?
An eggplant.
103. What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
The Nut-quacker.
104. What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and chickens?
Fowl weather.
105. What’s a duck do when he hears a joke he likes?
He quacks up.
106. What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
A fire-quacker.
107. Why do ducks hate reading directions?
They prefer to wing it.
108. The duckling got grounded for his language He had a fowl mouth.
109. Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
110. What do you call a clever duck?
A wise quacker.
111. What did the ducks carry their schoolbooks in?
Their quack-packs.
112. What did the duck say to the corn it ate for lunch?
You taste a-maize-ing.
113. Why did the duck cross the road?
He was following the chicken.
114. What do ducks use to fix things around their house?
Duck tape.
115. What does a duck use to break an almond open?
A nutquacker.
116. What’s a duck’s favorite fantasy movie?
Lord of the Wings.
117. Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
To make a fowl shot.
118. What document did the duck politician write on his mouth?
The bill of rights.
119. What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
120. Why don’t ducks ever make plans?
They prefer to wing it.
121. What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker.
122. What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
123. What is a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo?
Quack-odiles.
124. What did the duck say to the banker?
“My bill is bigger than yours.”
125. What do ducks get when they eat fancy?
A bill.
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