130+ Disney Jokes That Are Hilarious to Read

We all have grown up with Disney, that still holds a special place in our hearts. Whether through their movies, TV shows, or theme parks, it has something for everyone to enjoy that makes them a staple in our lives. With so much to offer, it’s no wonder why we all have such strong connections with Disney.

Now it’s time to bring out our inner child and remind us of our favourite childhood memories. These Disney jokes are perfect to bring a smile to anyone’s face.

Here we’ve compiled the list of 130+ Disney Jokes that are From classic characters to modern-day favourites that are sure to get everyone laughing hard. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Disney Jokes

1. Which princess is the cow’s favorite?


2. What do you call a Dalmatian thief with headache?

Cuella Ad Vil.

3. How cold was it at Disney?

Donald Duck was wearing pants.

4. Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?

Because the carton said concentrate.

5. What font does the mermaid use for writing?


6. How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?

With a magic Wanda.

7. Who serves the food at restaurants on the Death Star?

Darth Waiters.

8. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

He Neverlands.

9. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?


10. If Donald throws a ball at you, what should you do?


11. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?

High Hue, High Hue.

12. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is angry at him?


13. What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

14. Why was the wrong Disney princess arrested?

The police thought she was someone Elsa….

15. What did Hamm build his house out of?


16. What does Alladin say when he sneezes?


17. Why are there no planes where Peter lives?

Because it’s “Never Neverland.

18. Why is Halle Bailey the perfect Ariel?

Because she’s cute as shell.

19. What Christmas Carol is Tarzan’s favourite?

Jungle Bells.

20. Why did Mickey go into outer space?

To find Pluto.

21. What did Woody say to the pencil?

Draw, pardner.

22. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?

Mouse to mouse resuscitation.

23. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go.

24. What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear – he can count to infinity and beyond.

25. What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?

Beauty And The Bees.

26. Why did the pride go to Simba’s naming ceremony?

It was the mane event.

27. What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?

Jungle Bells.

28. Why did Woody give Bullseye some cough syrup?

Because he was horse.

29. What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?


30. Guess what you get if you cross Donald with whale?

Moby Duck.

31. Which fairy says no to showers?


32. What does Ariel like to eat on her toast?


33. What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?

Turn down for Walt.

34. Is BB hungry?

No, BB-8.

35. What did Mickey Mouse say when he crashed his car?

Disney matter.

36. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

He wanted to visit Pluto.

37. What do you call a lion with no eyes?


38. How does the ocean say hello to Ariel?

It waves.

39. Why doesn’t Eeyore have any friends?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

40. What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

41. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?

Move fasta (Mufasa).

42. Why was Bullseye given cough syrup by Woody?

He was horse.

43. From where does Tarzan get most of his clothes?


44. Where do the Sith tend to shop?

At a Darth Mall.

45. What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

Comet books.

46. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?

“Move fasta” (Mufasa).

47. What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?

Hello, it’s Smee.

48. What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?


49. What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant?


50. Why did Mickey Mouse travel to outer space?

To find Pluto.

51. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?


52. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?

Cold cream.

53. Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is: Yoda Lay-Heehoo.

54. What does Mickey use to browse the web?

An iPad Minnie.

55. What do you say to Simba when he’s moving too slowly?


56. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?

Evaporated Milk.

57. Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

58. What kind of blush does Mulan wear?

Mulan Rouge.

59. You know why did Ariel’s boyfriend break up with her?

Because she was selfish lover.

60. What does Mickey’s wife drive?

Minnie Cooper.

61. Jasmine tried to attend a “Disney Prince Only” gathering She wasn’t Aladdin.

62. Where can you find a little mermaid?

Under the sea.

63. Which Star Wars character is the most globally travelled?

Globe-Wan Kenobi.

64. How do you keep Pumba from charging you?

Take away his credit cards.

65. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach.

66. What does Daisy Duck say when she purchases lipgloss?

Put it on my bill.

67. What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?


68. Why did Sleepy go to bed in the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

69. What is Mowgli’s favorite Christmas Carol?

Jungle bells.

70. Who does Mickey say is his favorite pop star?

Britney Ears.

71. Which Disney character is the scariest?

Poca-haunt us.

72. what’s Buzz lightyear’s favorite snack?

Marsbars and Milkyways.

73. Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?

Because he had Disney spells.

74. What’s Hercules’ least favorite car?


75. What drink is the Cheshire Cat’s favourite?

Evaporated milk.

76. Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?

The second-hand store.

77. What does Ariel like on her toast?


78. How does Disney World get a tissue to dance?

They put a little Oogie Boogie in it.

79. Why did the banana go to see Doc McStuffins?

Because it wasn’t peeling well.

80. How come Quasimodo is so good at solving crimes?

He always has a hunch.

81. How cold was it at Disney World? Donald Duck was wearing pants.

82. Why is Yoda such a fantastic gardener?

He has green fingers.

83. What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?

A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

84. Why people watch Disney movies?

So they can get a little goofy.

85. What car does Mickey’s partner drive?

A Minnie-van.

86. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?

He has a meltdown.

87. What kind of thing does Buzz Lightyear read?

Comet books.

88. Where can Ariel and all of her fishy friends be found?

Under the sea.

89. Which Disney princess is the funniest?


90. When Minnie is angry with him, how does Mickey feel?


91. What is Captain Hook’s favorite letter?


92. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?

A Minnie van.

93. Why does Alice ask so many questions?

Because she’s in Wonderland.

94. How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

95. After eating, what did the 101 Dalmatians say?

That hit the spot.

96. What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?

An iPad Minnie.

97. Guess which restaurant is Peter Pan’s favorite?

Of course, Wendy’s.

98. Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?

Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.

99. What kind of fairy doesn’t like to take a bath?


100. What does Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse when he’s listening?

I’m all ears.

101. What does The Child from The Mandalorian write in his Valentine’s cards?

Baby Yoda one for me.

102. Is your name Ariel?

Because we are mer-made for each other.

103. Why was Woody fed up with Hamm?

Because Hamm was being a bore.

104. What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?

It was glove at first sight.

105. Why was R2-D2 angry?

Everyone kept pushing his buttons.

106. Why is Cinderella terrible at netball?

Because she always runs away from the ball.

107. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?

Because he won the No-Belle Prize.

108. Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?

MC Hammer.

109. Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?

Out of 7 of them aren’t Happy.

110. What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?

Her glass flipper.

111. What did Snow White say when her photos weren’t ready yet?

Someday my prints will come.

112. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?

So he could visit Pluto.

113. What does Olaf eat for lunch?


114. How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?

Be a bit more Simbathetic.

115. What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?

That hit the spot.

116. Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?

Because it was feeling crummy.

117. Which Disney princess would make the best judge?

Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all.

118. What music does Buzz Lightyear like best?


119. What would be the name of the movie if I was Belle?

Beauty and the Feast.

120. What’s Olaf’s favorite food?


121. Why did Sleepy go to bed with firewood?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

122. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?

Because he had Pooh stuck inside him.

123. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?

Sour grapes.

124. How did Minnie Mouse save Mickey Mouse from drowning?

Mouse-to mouse-resuscitation.

125. What’s Mickey’s favourite sweet treat?

Mice cream.

126. What’s the name of the Disney princess that got burned?


127. Why did Elsa’s credit card get rejected?

He accounts were frozen.

128. What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route?


129. What does an Olaf eat for breakfast?


130. Why doesn’t Moana have a man?

Hula cares.

131. What did the rapper Lil Jon say when he visited Disneyland?

Turn down for Walt.

132. What Disney character would you ask to fix something?


133. Who won the race of princesses?

Rapunzel, By a hair.

134. What is the Cheshire cat’s favorite color?


135. How cold was it at Disney World?

So cold that Donald Duck was wearing pants.

136. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?

Because Donald ducked.

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