Who doesn’t like a good laugh at the expense of someone else? So whether you’re at the dentist’s or just looking for a burst of good laughter, jokes about dentists can be funny and entertaining. From jokes about bad breath to ones about mischievous dentists, you can share this with your friends, family members, or even your dentist themselves.
Here we’ve compiled the list of best Dentist Jokes that are the funniest and most humorous to lighten the mood in any stressful environment. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Best Dentist Jokes
1. What are dentist’s favourite movies?
Jaws and Top Gum.
2. What was a dentist’s favourite part of maths at school?
Sub-extraction.
3. When is the best time for a dentist appointment?
Tooth hurty.
4. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
5. What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
6. What’s the most popular hiking trail for dentists?
Mount Brushmore.
7. What’s a dentist’s favourite emote to use when they play Fortnite?
The floss.
8. What is a dentist’s favorite soda?
All of them.
9. What did the dentist shout in the courtroom?
You can’t handle the tooth.
10. Who was the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
Dracula’s dentist.
11. What did the lawyer demand before the dentist worked on him?
A retainer.
12. How did the dental hygienist land a job?
By word of mouth.
13. What’s a dentists favourite part of a sandwich?
The filling.
14. What happened when the dentist crashed into a car?
They left a dent.
15. What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.
16. Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
He needed a filling.
17. Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
18. Where do dentists go sailing?
Down the root canal.
19. Where did the orca go to get his braces?
The orca-dontist.
20. How does a dentist fix a broken tooth?
With toothpaste.
21. Why did the FBI raid the dentist’s office?
To perform a cavity search.
22. What do dentists say when trying to train their dogs?
“And spit!”
23. What type of chairs do dentists sit on?
Dentures.
24. What’s one word you never want to hear from your dentist?
Oops.
25. What did Ash Ketchum say to his tooth when he pulled it out?
I Chews You.
26. What’s the only sweet food that dentists approve of?
Candy’floss’.
27. What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
28. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.
29. Where do dentists move when they retire?
Fluorida.
30. How do dentists teacher’s say when starting to teach the ABC’s?
“Say Ahhh.”
31. What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
32. What do false teeth have in common with stars?
They only come out at night.
33. What do you call a boat fill with dentists?
A tooth ferry.
34. Why don’t dentists like the police?
Because of the cavity checks.
35. What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear.
36. What is dentists’ favorite dinosaur?
Flossosaurus.
37. Left my comb at the dentist.
Now it’s a fine-toothed comb.
38. Why did the dentist and her boyfriend break up?
They fought tooth and nail.
39. What did the Kitchener dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte.
40. What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity?
A black hole.
41. What’s another name for a dentist’s office?
A filling station.
42. Why did the donut go to the dentist?
He needed a filling.
43. The dentist says my teeth are like a string of pearls.
Each one has a hole through it.
44. What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur?
A Flossiraptor.
45. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.
46. What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods?
“You have a hole in one.“
47. Why do dentists go to the zoo?
To see the enamels.
48. What is a female dentist’s favourite make up?
Lipfloss.
49. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty.
50. What does a dentist give a bear with a terrible toothache?
Anything it wants.
51. What is the dentist’s favorite animal?
The molar bear.
52. What is the dentist’s favorite day of the week?
Toothsday.
53. What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
The dentist.
54. What do dentists and the TSA have in common?
Cavity checks.
55. What a dentist’s favourite animal?
A molar bear.
56. What do you call x-rays taken by a dentist?
Tooth-pics.
57. Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
58. What do you call a dentist’s advice?
His fill-ossophy.
59. Why do dentists like potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
60. Why does the ant hang out at the bakery?
Because it has a sweet tooth.
61. What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long-neck toothbrush.
62. What did the tuba player buy at the drug store?
A tuba toothpaste.
63. Why do teeth move?
Shift happens.
64. Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
It had a Bluetooth.
65. Why does the dentist have a TV on the ceiling for patients?
So they can Netflix and drill.
66. What does a dentist do when the plane lands?
She “braces” herself.
67. What’s a dentist’s favourite rapper?
Flou-ride-a.
68. What do dentists wear to a formal wedding?
Braces.
69. What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity?
A black hole.
70. How do you fix a broken tooth?
With tooth paste.
71. I’ve been to the dentist so many times… I know the drill.
72. What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
Chocolate, please.
73. When should a snowman make an appointment to see the dentist?
When he gets frostbite.
74. What type of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
75. What is the dentist’s favorite movie?
Plaque to the Future.
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