173 Latest & Catchy Condom Slogans With Taglines

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

Shelter your jerky, then nab that turkey

Contain that bass for a swim in her glass

Don’t be stupid, don’t be silly, put a condom on your willy

Use condoms & avoid AIDS

Read my lips, No Condom – No Sex

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

Condom is in your Pocket, HIV is out there

Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt

Stay safe, stay protected

Sock that wanger before you bang her

Hide ole harry, then take her cherry

Avoid a frown, contain your clown

Net that grass hopper before you pop her

Garnish your oak, then give her a poke

Keep calm & Condom On

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

Don’t be a condumb, use a condom

Stay protected & use condoms

Y U No Use Condoms?

If you refuse to wear condoms, you’re gonna have a dad time

Encase that torch before you paint her porch

Be safe & Use condoms

If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey

You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong

Don’t be silly, protect your willie

Garage the tractor, then attack her

Prune that stalk, then make her squawk

No Condom, No Way

Check your list before you tryst

Don’t be a loner, cover your boner

No Glove, No Love

Condomize then womanize

Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates

Don’t be a prick, Cover your dick

May the condom be with you

Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil

Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret

Keep calm & carry condoms

Conceal your train, don’t cause her pain

Canvas that trailer before you nail her

Protect that fish, then dip it in the dish

Condoms are your friends

It ain’t no jibe to protect her hive

Protect the fish then dip it in the dish

She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick

Restrain your log, then plow her bog

Don’t be silly, protect your Willie

Guard your peter before you meet her

Peace of mind comes with staying safe

If you slip between her thighs, condomize

You bet your life when you take a chance

If you go into heat, package your meat

If you really love her, wear a cover

Contain that shanker before you spank her

Restrain your hammer, then wam bam her

Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

Don’t surprise her, plug your Geyser

Guard your bridge, then do her ridge

Clothe the boner before you hone her

Just wear it

Dress that erection to make a deflection

Coat that Labrador, then allow him to explore

Only dummies don’t wear condoms

Safe sex, no regrets

It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb

Be ultra-cool, protect your tool

Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle

Cover old pete, then grind her meat

No condom? Are you kidding?

Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake

Before you do dat, put on a hat

No Condom? No Entry

No Condom – No Sex

Hood that match, then scratch that thatch

Don’t be a joker, wrap your poker

Wrap that rod, then please her bod

Before you penetrate, hide your magistrate

Say no to sex without a condom, Stand up for your life

Stitch that switch, then itch her niche

Wrap your spout to catch the trout

Cover your diddle, then fiddle her middle

Don’t be a fool, cover your tool

Glove your pecker before you check her

Cage that snake, then shake and bake

Wrap your bate before you mate

Every Soldier needs a helmet

Think Before You Play

Use helmet while driving in an unknown road

Box your blister, then poke her in the whiskers

While you’re undressing Venus, dress up your penis

Shroud your trout, then make her shout

The right selection, is to protect your erection

No glove, no love

If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye

Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver

Stay safe for your most intimate encounters

Secure that ladder, then drain your bladder

Wrap it Up

Protect your screw to catch that glue

Ensnare that barbarian, then do her abdomen

Got Condoms?

Don’t be a fool, cover your tool

Wrap it before you tap it

Cover your steamer before you ream her

No unwrapped stags get between her legs

Cover your peter, it will be much neater

Better safe than sorry

Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe

Catch that goat before it bloats

If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle

Trim your hardwood, then do her real good

Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound

Wrap that spout, then bore her out

When in doubt, shroud you spout

Cover your stump before you hump

A condom a day keeps the pregnancy away

Pen that rooster, she’ll be much looser

Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel

Cap that seeder before you breed her

Pouch your associate, then go fornicate

A crank with armor, will never harm her

A crank with armor will never harm her

Coat that slimmer before you prime her

Use a wrap

Don’t forget to cap it

The right selection is Protect your erection

Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool

Condoms are cheaper than AIDS

Sheath that knife, she ain’t your wife

When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse

After detection, sheath your erection

Just cover your willy, silly

No one likes a horse’s ass, protect yourself at climax

Cover that lumber before you pump her

Contain that sputum before you use him

Don’t forget to use a condom!!

Plug your funnel, then enter the tunnel

To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky

STD’s are like drugs, they don’t make you cool

1 + 1 = 3, if you don’t use a condom

Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate

Prevent yourself with a condom

Don’t be a loner, cover your boner

Cork your pump or you don’t hump

House your noodle, then release your strudel

Sash that hash, then thrash that gash

Wrap that rascal

Can your worm before you squirm

Cape your throbber before you bob her

It’s always funky to cage your monkey

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

Wrap your bait before you mate

Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick

It’s not much money to catch your honey

Cloak the joker before you poke her

Keep calm & Use a condom

Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed

Wrap that tool to catch the drool

Tell him to choose his cover

It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy

Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake

Package your meat for a real neat treat

Confucius say, Use condoms

Got no protection? Can’t use your erection

Stop the stream before you cream

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Holster your gun, then shooting’s more fun

Say no to sex without a condom

House that bottle, then mash her throttle

Read More

Must Read

Related Articles