67 Childish Pick Up Lines

Flirting with your loved ones is always fun and playful, but what if you take it up a notch? Sounds amazing right? These childish pick up lines which children inspire will bring out the inner child in both of you so that you can express your love in a lighthearted way.

These lines are cute, funny, cheesy and even romantic, which is enough to make your relationship even more special. Now don’t wait causes its time to park the flame of love between you and your special one. Enjoy.

Childish Pick Up Lines

1. Do you want to hear a bedtime story? It’s time for you to get in my bed.

2. Aren’t you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat.”

3. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

4. I want you more than a Popsicle on a hot summer day.

5. You must be Snow White because when I’m with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

6. My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?

7. Well, here I am What are your other two wishes?

8. One night with me, and I’ll show you a whole new world.

9. If girls were boogers, I’d pick you first.

10. Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

11. Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

12. You know what they say about men with big noses.

13. Can I get into your cave of wonders?

14. I’ll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than with Sleeping, Beauty.

15. Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

16. Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

17. Want to go for a wild ride baby? I’m a bottom.

18. I’d like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.

19. Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lie.

20. Wanna rub my lamp?

21. I must have a house made of straw because you just blew me away.

22. You are a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth.

23. Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

24. Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

25. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

26. Hey, Cinderella. Call me at midnight ’cause when I come around I’ll make your dress disappear.

27. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

28. I’m a beast in the sheets.

29. Hello girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter’s Laboratory – Dexter).

30. You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)

31. You must have pee in your mattress because, no wait, I mean a pea in your mattress, because you’re like a princess…..oops.

32. I’ll bippity bop you, girl.

33. Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?

34. We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly

35. I’d like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter’s Laboratory – Dee Dee)

36. Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I’ll always be yours.

37. Am I a beast? Because you’re definitely a beauty.

38. You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

39. There’s definitely something down there that wasn’t there before if you know what I mean.

40. Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?

41. Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.

42. Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?

43. Sit on my face and ask me to lie… What? You’ve never been Pinocchio’d?

44. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business.

45. If you were on the McDonald’s menu, I’d name you the McBeautiful.

46. I’m the eighth dwarf, Sexy.

47. Forget Aladdin, I’m thinking bout Jasmine’s carpet.

48. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

49. It’s like Beauty and the Beast. I’m the Beauty you are the Beast.

50. I have a boo-boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?.

51. Have you ever tried anal, it’s A Whole New World.

52. Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

53. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

54. Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)

55. You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

56. Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

57. Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

58. You must be Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

59. Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter’s Laboratory – Dexter)

60. Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I’m going cookoo for you.

61. Don’t worry, Cinderella. I’ll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

62. What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?

63. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

64. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

65. Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

66. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

67. I’m a beast in the sheets.

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