1. “People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.” ~ Bill Watterson
2. “A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.” ~ Bill Watterson
3. “The problem with people is that they’re only human.” ~ Bill Watterson
4. “In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.” ~ Bill Watterson
5. “You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.” ~ Bill Watterson
6. “Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.” ~ Bill Watterson
7. “To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.” ~ Bill Watterson
8. “When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.” ~ Bill Watterson
9. “I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations.” ~ Bill Watterson
10. “People always bend the rules if they think they can get away with it.” ~ Bill Watterson
11. “Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.” ~ Bill Watterson
12. “I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.” ~ Bill Watterson
13. “We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.” ~ Bill Watterson
14. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” ~ Bill Watterson
15. “It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.” ~ Bill Watterson
16. “You know how people are. They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it.” ~ Bill Watterson
17. “It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.” ~ Bill Watterson
18. “Good friends are hard to come by…I need more money.” ~ Bill Watterson
19. “To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.” ~ Bill Watterson
20. “The best presents don’t come in boxes.” ~ Bill Watterson
21. “If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.” ~ Bill Watterson
22. “That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” – Bill Watterson
23. “The world bores you when you’re cool.” ~ Bill Watterson
24. “Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.” ~ Bill Watterson
25. “If people could put rainbows in zoos, they’d do it.” ~ Bill Watterson
26. “The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present.” ~ Bill Watterson
27. “I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you’re doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you’re lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you’re really lucky.” ~ Bill Watterson
28. “When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.” ~ Bill Watterson
29. “It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept.” ~ Bill Watterson
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