The key to a successful relationship is being best friends with your partner. And sharing jokes is one of the best ways to show your love and affection for someone. For girls, sharing boyfriend jokes with their lovers is a way to build a strong bond. Not only is it a fun way to connect with him, but it also helps to make your bond healthy and strong.
Plus, if you’re feeling shy or nervous, it can be an icebreaker for you to express your feelings humorously while still showing how much you care for him.
When things are feeling tense or stressful or to make your conversations more interesting, here is the list of Boyfriend jokes that will show your love and create lasting memories together.
Funny Boyfriend Jokes
1. Have you been to the doctor lately?
Because I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
2. My boyfriend isn’t allowed to have birthday candles on his cake. Like, WTF are you wishing for?
All your dreams came true with me.
3. What do a boyfriend and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
4. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggsited to see you!
5. Who wears the pants in our relationship?
We prefer when neither of us is wearing pants.
6. Knock, knock,
Who’s there? 32.
32 who?
Talk 32 me.
7. How do you get your boyfriend to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
8. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold them for you?
9. Girlfriend: Honey, can I tie your shoes?
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because I don’t want you to fall for someone else.
10. I like to show my girlfriend who’s the boss in our house. I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.
11. Something is wrong with my knees, every time I am with you; I fall for you all over again.
12. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow, who?
Snow use, I just can’t stop thinking about you.
13. Are you a magician?
Because every time I look at you, everything else disappears.
14. How do boyfriends exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
15. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
I’d like to be colin you mine.
16. Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?”
Boyfriend: “You’re both!”
Girlfriend: “What do you mean by that?”
Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly!”
17. Girlfriend: Never laugh at my choices, because you are one of them.
18. My boyfriend and I always laugh about competitive we are, but I laugh more.
19. Are you a charger?
Because I am dying without you.
20. Why are boyfriends like parking spaces?
The good ones are already taken.
21. I know my boyfriend plans about the future because he always buys an extra case of beer.
22. I am an organ donor for sure; I gave my heart to you 2 years ago.
23. Why is kayaking a good first date?
Because it a good way to begin a row-mance.
24. Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life?
I already gave my heart to you.
25. You have something on your butt. It’s my eyes.
26. You are just like my car. You drive me crazy.
27. I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.
28. I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.
29. My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees. I think he’s a keeper.
30. Everything I brew… I brew it for you.
31. This might sound cheesy… But I think you’re grate.
32. Do you know what I did last night?
I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
33. Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, I put up with you. So we’re even.
34. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
Nobody knows how much I love you.
35. Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I’m really feeling a connection with you.
36. Why are you so pale?
Are you suffering from lack of vitamin ME?
37. My boyfriend told me that I twist everything he says to my advantage. I choose to take that as a compliment.
38. You’re the type of boy… I’d make a sandwich for.
39. What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
40. My boyfriend told me to stop impersonating flamingos. I had to put my foot down.
41. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
42. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?
43. Are you a parking ticket?
Because you have ‘fine’ written all over you.
44. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive.
45. What did the elephant say to my boyfriend?
How do you breathe through that small, tiny thing?
46. Dear technical boyfriend, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
47. What do you call a man made of garbage?
Your ex-boyfriend.
48. Are you a dictionary?
Because you are adding meaning to my life.
49. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby, owl see you later at my place.
50. You’re like a Sharpie. Superfine.
51. Girlfriend: “Our new neighbor always kisses his girlfriend when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”
Boyfriend: “How can I? I don’t even know her.
52. Are you a cat?
Because you are purrfect.
53. My boyfriend is so handsome…Looking all invisible and shit.
54. What’s a boyfriend’s definition of a romantic evening?
S*x.
55. My boyfriend’s idea about honesty in our relationship is him telling me his real name.
56. Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
57. My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
58. On a scale from 1 to 10 you are the 1 for me.
59. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me.
60. Every day, I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday — yesterday you were pretty annoying.
61. You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
62. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Lenna.
Lenna who?
Lenna little closer and I’ll tell you.
63. You are like dandruff. I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
64. You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.
65. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I needle little love right now.
66. Hey, you’re like coffee. So hot! I want to drink with you every day.
67. Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.
68. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
69. Do you like sales?
Because clothing is 100 percent off tonight.
70. Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
71. Are you a banana?
Because I find you a peeling.
72. Are you a bank loan?
Because you have my interest.
73. Boyfriend: “Want a quickie?”
Girlfriend: “As opposed to what?”
74. Are you a florist?
Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
75. What do a boyfriend and a good employee have in common?
They always come early.
76. What did one boat say to the other boat?
“Are you interested in a little row-mance?”
77. What does a good employee and a boyfriend have in common?
They’re always coming early.
78. Honey, is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I am feeling some connection.
79. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
80. There’s no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
81. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard, do you like a big kiss?
82. I’m always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?
83. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
84. If I said you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?
85. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid?
Because I just scraped my knees falling for you.
86. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic words and I’ll let you in.
87. You must be peanut butter. ‘Cause you make my heart jelly.
88. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you too.
89. My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that look like him for dinner. Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
90. I tried rearranging the alphabet… But, for some reason, “U” and “I” would never separate.
91. Are you from Australia?
Because you meet all of my koalafications.
92. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I’ll give you a pizza my heart.
93. Are you good at fishing?
Because you’ve got me hooked.
94. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
95. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Pauline.
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
96. Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
97. How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
98. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
99. You’re like coffee. Hot, and I want you every day.
100. What’s a boyfriend’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
101. What did the barista say to their crush?
I like you a latte.
102. What’s the difference between a toddler and your boyfriend?
I don’t know, do you?
103. Sometimes I love you. Sometimes I want to punch you in the face.
104. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore, who?
Eyesore do love you a lot.
105. What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You know how to turn me on.
106. What does a spy do when they get cold?
They go undercover.
107. My boyfriend said he wanted more space. So I locked him outside.
108. Girlfriend: Do you want to eat dinner?
Boyfriend: Sure, what are the options? Girlfriend: Yes and no.
109. Are you from Starbucks?
Because I like you a latte.
110. I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.
111. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
112. I love you… Even when I’m really, really hungry.
113. If I were a cat, I would spend all my nine lives with you.
114. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
115. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Your raisin.
Your raisin who?
Your raisin my hopes for getting lucky tonight.
116. My boyfriend says that he wanted an ideal holiday, so I had to stay at home.
117. Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn. He is one lucky man.
118. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing tonight?
119. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you want to make out?
120. Your parents must think I am a drunk. The truth is, I am just intoxicated by you.
121. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you.
122. A bartender broke up with her boyfriend. He keeps asking for another shot.
123. If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
124. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type.
125. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl, always love you.
126. Feel my shirt. It’s boyfriend material.
127. Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, my clothes and the rest of the world disappear.
128. My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh harder.
129. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Honestly, we prefer when neither of us is wearing pants.
130. Can I borrow a hug?
I promise I will return it as soon as I can.
131. Never fall in love with a pastry chef because he will dessert you.
132. Is your name Google?
Because you are everything, I have been looking for.
133. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you marry me?
134. Love means you don’t have to hold in your gas anymore.
135. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.
136. My boyfriend accidentally poked me in the eyes. So, I stopped seeing him for a while.
137. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
138. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Axe.
Axe who?
May I axe you on a date?
139. Excuse me, but I think I just dropped something. My jaw.
140. I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.
141. Are you a paid social media campaign?
Because you’ve made quite the impression on me.
142. Do you like Star Wars?
Because Yoda only one for me.
143. Then I remember, I put up with you. So we’re even.
144. Guess what’s on the menu?
Me-n-u.
145. Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.
146. Are you a pie?
Because I want a piece of you.
147. Can you take me to the bakery?
Because I want a cutie pie like you.
148. I call you king, not as a term of endearment or a pet name. Think of it more as a reminder that I’m your queen.
149. I think I am going to need knee surgery. Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.
150. A butcher goes on a first date and says, ‘it was nice meating you’.
151. What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can always count on me.
152. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
153. Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
154. Do you play soccer?
Because you’re a keeper.
155. You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
156. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange, you stunning.
157. When would you want a man’s company?
When he owns it.
158. What do we say to single people on Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day.
159. It was so hot today… I almost called my ex-boyfriend to be around something shady.
160. Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.
161. I miss my boyfriend every day, especially when I have to carry my bags up the stairs.
162. Why do only 10% of boyfriends make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
163. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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