100+ Birthday Jokes That Are Hilariously Funny

Birthdays are a time for celebration, and what better way to celebrate than with a good joke? Of course, nothing, as it will make the birthday person smile and laugh by making their day even more special.

Whether looking for the perfect funny card message or want to make someone smile, sharing birthday jokes is always a great idea. Not only do Birthday Jokes bring joy,  but they make the person feel you care about them.

Here we’ve compiled the list of best Birthday Jokes that are perfect for bringing joy into the celebration by making it more memorable for everyone involved. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Birthday Jokes

1. What did the horse wish for on its birthday?

A stable economy.

2. What does every birthday end with?

The letter Y.

3. Does one type of birthday candle burn longer than another?

No, they all burn shorter.

4. What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older.

5. What did the elephant want for his birthday?

A trunk full of presents.

6. Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthday?

At sundae school.

7. What did the kid tell a classmate who lied about his birthday being in the summertime?


8. What did the hippie to her birthday party guests while she was serving cake?

May piece be with you.

9. What do math teachers prefer to birthday cake?


10. What famous people were born on your birthday?

None — they were all just babies.

11. Why do candles love birthdays so much?

They just wanna get lit.

12. Where can you find the best birthday present ideas for cats?

In cat-alogues.

13. What did the pirate say on this 80th birthday party?


14. What’s a bee’s favorite day of the year?

Its bee-day.

15. What didn’t the teddy bear eat cake on its birthday?

He was already stuffed.

16. What was the elephant’s birthday wish?

A trunk full of gifts.

17. Why couldn’t the pony sing happy birthday?

She was feeling a little hoarse.

18. What goes up and never comes down?

Your age.

19. What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?

Hoppy Birthday.

20. Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?

From a cat-alogue.

21. What kind of birthday cake is hard as a rock?

Marble cake.

22. How is a birthday cake like baseball?

Both need batters.

23. Why should you put your birthday cake in the freezer before the party?

To give it more ice-ing.

24. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

25. How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?

They relish the moment.

26. I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born.

27. How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?

He had a whale of a time.

28. What kind of birthday cake will you find in the garbage?

A stomach-cake.

29. What is no cat birthday party complete without?


30. What did the birthday balloon say to the safety pin?

“Hey, buster.”

31. What type of birthday celebration only happens in the bathroom?

A birthday potty.

32. What do cats like to eat with their birthday cakes?

Mice cream.

33. Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?

It was a big blowout.

34. What do they eat on birthdays in heaven?

Angel food cake.

35. What is the meaning of a true friend?

One who remembers your birthday but not your age.

36. Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?

Because it was a pound cake.

37. What should you say to a fish on its birthday?

Hope you have a fin-tastic birthday.

38. How do you know you’re no longer a spring chicken?

Because your birthday is in autumn.

39. Why do candles love birthdays?

They like to get lit.

40. Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat birthday cake?

They always forget to take off the candles.

41. When is a birthday cake similar to a golf ball?

When it’s sliced.

42. What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?

You’re so cool.

43. How can you tell if a birthday cake is sad?

If it’s in tiers.

44. Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?

It was a marble cake.

45. What kind of cake do you eat if your birthday’s on Halloween?

I scream cake.

46. What will you do if no one comes to your birthday party?

You’ll have your cake and eat it, too.

47. Why did the baker laugh in the bakery?

Because the eggs kept cracking jokes.

48. What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?

Pop music.

49. What’s the best thing to say to a cheese-lover on their birthday?

Hap-brie birthday.

50. What kind of birthday cake should you get a coffee lover?

A choco-latte cake.

51. Why is a birthday cake like playing baseball?

They both need batters.

52. What did the ocean say on its birthday?

Nothing – it just waved.

53. Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?

Someone gave him a red card.

54. What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.

55. What did the cake say to the birthday girl?

You wanna piece of me?

56. Did you hear about the risk behind birthdays?

Yeah, too many can kill you.

57. Where can you go to study birthday treats?

Sundae school.

58. What did the pirate day on this 80th birthday?


59. Why do candles have such a good time at birthday parties?

They love getting lit.

60. What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?

You can have your cake and eat it too.

61. What do they call you when you attend a ghost birthday?

The life of the party.

62. What does an oyster do on its birthday?


63. What did the lawyer drink on her birthday?

Subpoena colada.

64. What do you get a hunter as a birthday present?

A birthday pheasant.

65. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake.

66. What’s the fanciest kind of birthday party you can throw for a dog?

A ball.

67. What did the basketball player do before blowing out his birthday cake?

He made a swish.

68. What did the fork ask the sad birthday cake?

“What’s eating you up?”

69. What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?

Angel food cake.

70. How do people celebrate birthdays in heaven?

With angel food cake.

71. What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake?

A stomach ache.

72. What did one corn cob say to the other on its birthday?

I’m ear to party with you.

73. When do you put a birthday cake in the freezer?

When you’re ready to ice it.

74. Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.

75. What is Moby Dick’s favorite way to celebrate his birthday?

By having a whale of a party.

76. Was anyone famous born on your birthday?

No, just a bunch of babies.

77. What did the toilet paper do when his friends threw him a surprise birthday party?

He just rolled with it.

78. What is Elsa from Frozen’s favorite part of a birthday cake?

The icing.

79. What will happen if you invite a thief to your birthday party?

They will take the cake.

80. Birthdays are nice and all, but I think too many can kill you.

81. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumby.

82. What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday?

Forget it once.

83. What kind of birthday cake do ghosts like?

I scream cake.

84. What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?


85. What do you call a birthday bash you throw for a dog?

A ball.

86. What do cats eat on their birthday?

Mice cream cake.

87. Why did the birthday girl feel so warm at her birthday party?

People kept toasting her.

88. What kind of cake do you eat when it’s your birthday but you’re tired?

Coffee cake.

89. What did the 99-year-old wish for on their birthday?

To be younger.

90. How do you organize a birthday party in space?

You planet carefully.

91. Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

For the birthday potty.

92. What do you say to a bunny on its birthday?

Hoppy birthday to you.

93. Why don’t I want to celebrate my birthday party on the moon?

That place has no atmosphere.

94. Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?

Because it doesn’t work to put them on the bottom.

95. Did you hear what happened at the tree’s birthday party?

Everyone got totally sappy.

96. How was the birthday party for the fish?

It went swimmingly.

97. Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?

Because it was feeling crumby.

98. What food can someone blow on, but everyone still wants to eat?

A birthday cake.

99. What do you sing to a cow on its birthday?

Happy birthday to moo.

100. Age is a relative thing. All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

101. Why did the boy soap as a birthday present?

Because it was a soaprize party.

102. You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

103. What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?

Have an ice day.

104. What’s worse than finding a bug in your birthday cake?

Finding half a bug.

105. What does a clam do on his birthday?

It shellebrates.

106. What should you say if someone gives you dirt or sand on your birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

107. What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone’s face light up?

A light bulb.

108. Why do leprechauns prefer cash to presents on their birthday?

Because money is green.

109. Why couldn’t the knot go to the birthday party?

It was all tied up.

110. Where do you buy a birthday present for a cat?

From a cat-alogue.

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