115+ Bee Jokes That Are Enough to Make You Chuckle

Bees are essential to our ecosystem, and their plight is no laughing matter. And when we share Bee jokes, it makes a great way of lightening up the mood while at the same time raising awareness about the importance of bees in our lives. Also, we learn more about bees and their behaviour, which can help us better understand how we can protect them from further harm.

Here we’ve compiled a list of the best Bee Jokes that are a great source of entertainment to make people laugh. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Bee Jokes

1. What did the bee say to the flower?

Hey bud.

2. What’s an optimistic bumblebee’s blood type?

Bee positive.

3. A bee’s favourite part of marriage is the honeymoon.

4. Which type of car to bees drive?

A Volkswagon bee-tle.

5. What’s a bee’s favourite band?

Buzzted.

6. A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1.

7. What’s a honey bee’s favourite kind of flower?

A Bee-gonia.

8. What do you call a bee that’s a bad loser?

It’s a cry ba-bee.

9. What’s a bee’s favourite sport?

Rug-bee.

10. What do you get if you cross a bee with a dog?

A bee-gle.

11. A bee flying backwards goes “zzub, zzub, zzub.

12. Which bee gives you a second chance?

The plan bee.

13. What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

14. What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?

A bee on an airplane.

15. What kind of bees live in cemeteries?

Zombees.

16. What do you call honey on a bee?

A sticky situation.

17. What is a bee’s favourite Spice Girls single?

Wanna-bee.

18. What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

19. What do bees learn at nursery?

Their A Bee Cs.

20. Why did the bee go to hospital?

He was beeten up.

21. Why are bees good at job interviews?

Because they know all of the buzz-words.

22. I’m holding a bee in my hands- what is in my eye?

Beauty.

23. What did the bees do after they got married?

They went on a honeymoon.

24. What do you call a bee that works for the government?

A pollentician.

25. Why was the bee so hard to understand?

It was a mumble bee.

26. What do bees use to build roads?

Nec-tar.

27. Why was the car angry?

He had a bee in his bonnet.

28. What’s another name for a baby bee?

A little humbug.

29. What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?

“Honey, I’m home.

30. A bee that can’t stop eating will become a little chub-bee.

31. What’s another name for a wasp?

A wanna-bee.

32. Where are bees from?

Pollend.

33. What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking?

Blabb-bee.

34. What did the businesswoman say?

We’re in bees-ness now.

35. What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

36. Who’s a bee’s favourite artist?

Pablo Bee-casso.

37. Why did the bee deliver a cold pizza?

He didn’t know where to buzz in.

38. What do you call a ghost bee?

A bee boo.

39. What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything?

A free-bee.

40. Why were the bees not at school?

It was an insect day.

41. What do bees write in their Valentine cards?

Honey bee mine.

42. What’s a bee’s favourite vegetable?

Beetroot.

43. What happens when a bee burps near the queen?

He gets a royal pardon.

44. What does the bee say to his honey?

I love you to the moon and bee-yond.

45. What did the bee say to his wife?

“Honey, you look beautiful.”

46. What do bees use for energy?

Flower power.

47. Where do bees catch a bus?

A buzz stop.

48. Which car do bees like to drive?

A bee-tle.

49. What’s more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

50. What’s a bee’s favourite song?

Don’t Stop Beelieving.

51. What do you call a Bee that works for the government?

A pollentician.

52. What do you call a beehive with no exits?

Unbelievable.

53. What’s a bee’s favourite meal?

Buzzle and squeak.

54. What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

55. What’s a bee’s favorite flower?

A bee-gonia.

56. Who’s a bee’s favourite author?

Bee-atrix Potter.

57. What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind?

A maybee.

58. What do you call a bee thats returned from the dead?

A zombee.

59. Why do bees like to watch the news?

To keep up with the buzz.

60. What’s a bee’s favourite sport?

Ultimate fris-bee.

61. What’s a baby bee called?

A little hum-bug.

62. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?

Neigh buzz.

63. What do bees use to style their hair?

Honey combs.

64. What do you call a ghost bee?

A boo bee.

65. Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?

It had hives.

66. What’s a bee’s favourite TV show?

Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

67. How do bees make cakes?

With eggs, sugar and flower.

68. What would bears be without bees?

Just ears.

69. None of your beeswax.

70. What does a bee use to style her hair?

Her honey comb, of course.

71. What do bees call queen bee food when it has gone off?

Royal smelly.

72. What do you call a bee with messy hair?

A Frizz-bee.

73. What’s a bee’s favourite gemstone?

Ru-bees.

74. What do you call clumsy bees?

Fumble bees.

75. An American bee is called a USB.

76. Where do bees go on holiday?

To the bee-ch.

77. What do bees like with their sushi?

Wasa-bee.

78. What kind of bee hums and drop things?

A fumble bee.

79. What do bees like to eat with their sushi?

Wasabee.

80. Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives.

81. What’s a bee’s favourite snack?

Beescuits.

82. Why do bees hum?

Because they can’t remember the words.

83. The benefits of bees are un-bee-lievable.

84. Why doesn’t the bee like honey?

He has a pho-bee-a.

85. Which is the bees favourite TV channel?

The BeeBee C.

86. Which music band do bees love best?

The Bee-tles.

87. What do you call an indecisive bee?

A may-bee.

88. What’s a bee’s favourite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

89. What’s a bee’s favourite movie quote?

“I could tell you, but then I’d hive to kill you”

90. What do bees take with them when they go bird watching?

Bee-noculars.

91. What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?

The royal wee.

92. Which singers do bees love?

Sting, Bee-yonce and the Bee Gees.

93. What do you do with a bee outside your front door?

Buzz him in.

94. What did the bee say to the baby flower?

“Hey, bud”.

95. What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee?

A hum-dinger.

96. Who’s a bee’s favorite painter?

Pablo Bee-casso.

97. What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

98. Why do bees hum?

They don’t know the words.

99. How do bees get from one place to another?

They bumble around.

100. What do you call a bee at the back of a race?

Far bee-hind.

101. Which sport do bees like the most?

Rug-bee.

102. What do bees like to chew?

Bumblegum.

103. The Queen was a force to bee reckoned with.

104. What do you call a bee that’s been put under a spell?

Bee-witched.

105. Which bee gives you a second chance?

The Plan Bee.

106. Why did the bee go to a dermatologist?

He had hives.

107. What’s a bee’s favourite flower?

Bee-gonias.

108. What did the bee say to the flower?

Hey, bud.

109. Where do bees keep their savings?

In a honey box.

110. Who’s a bee’s favourite singer?

Sting.

111. Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.

112. What’s a bee’s favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

113. What do you call a bee that’s returned from the dead?

A zom-bee.

114. How do bees greet each other?

Waspup?

115. Why do bees do well in marketing?

They know all the buzzwords.

116. How does a queen bee get around her hive?

She’s throne.

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