Balloons are a big part of the decorations for any birthday party or other event. They are also one of the most popular party decorations because they can be used for any occasion and are affordable.
Decorating any event or party with balloons can add colour to any room or event. They are perfect for decorating with and filling with helium to create an instant centrepiece. Well, the most common use of balloons is to fill the room with colour and happiness as they are released into the air. And can also be used as a centrepiece on tables, hung from ceilings, or even tied to chairs as guests arrive.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of Balloons puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Hilarious Balloon Puns
1. A balloon told the other, “I love you so much I could burst!”.
2. For lunch, I ate a balloon-ey sandwich.
3. I’m going on a vacation to Playa Balloon-dra in Mexico.
4. If you love a balloon, never let Elsa hold it. She’ll let it go.
5. In my free time, I balloon-teer for local organizations.
6. I got a new job inflating balloons. I hope I don’t blow it.
7. I met a sailor who puts balloons on his ship. I said, “Whatever floats your boat.”.
8. Two balloons were floating around a desert. The leader said “look out for that cactussssssss”.
9. I invented a cold air balloon. But it didn’t really take off.
10. The lead singer of the Go-Go’s is Balloon-da Jo Carlisle.
11. The only way to help injured balloons is to helium.
12. I hope your birthday is poppin’.
13. Lighten up” shouted the helium balloon to the regular balloon.
14. There’s only one way to propose to a balloon. You pop the question.
15. I had an interview at a balloon shop. I think I blew it.
16. Philosophers in hot air balloons. It turns out they think highly of us.
17. My plans for a helium balloon company struggled to get off the ground.
18. You need to stop telling jokes in a hot air balloon. It keeps going over my head.
19. One balloon said to the wind, “You blow me away.”.
20. The deflated balloon had to step outside because it needed some air.
21. It’s hard to find a balloon with no strings attached.
22. Finding a balloon with no strings attached can be hard.
23. I only saw one hot air balloon this morning. It must be an early riser.
24. I only ever see hot air balloons early in the morning. I guess they must be early risers.
25. I went on a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend. I guess you could say love is in the air.
26. It only happens once in a balloon moon.
27. In Italy, Balloon-a is a foodie’s paradise.
28. I’m about to pop with excitement.
29. I’d make a terrible balloon. I always seem to let myself down.
30. I started a cold air balloon business, but it didn’t take off.
31. I’m investing in balloons. They should increase with inflation.
32. The balloon was very happy when I rubbed it on my hair. In fact it was ecstatic.
33. If there’s one genre of music that scares balloons, it’s pop music.
34. I hear balloons have a bad temper, so be careful. They can blow up at any moment.
35. I made pasta with balloon-ese sauce.
36. On a lighter note, I tied a letter to a helium balloon.
37. If you feel down, go in a hot air balloon. It’s uplifting.
38. The balloon everyone loves to pop is Mr. Popular.
39. I started taking a balloon animal class and love it. I just hate the pop quizzes.
40. I was going to make a balloon giraffe but it went pop.
41. My favorite shoe brand is New Balloon-ce.
42. It was a balloon-t statement.
43. If you’ve hit rock bottom, get on a hot air balloon. You’ll only go up.
44. The end of a hot air balloon ride is always a big letdown.
45. I was going to make a balloon weasel but it went pop.
46. A balloon that speaks different languages is balloon-gual.
47. I’m looking for a new balloon-der to make smoothies.
48. The only luxury fashion house that makes balloons is Balloon-ciaga.
49. I was going to tell you a joke about balloons, but it got away from me.
50. My favorite whale is the balloon-ga.
51. Like a balloon, hold me tight and don’t let go.
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