Making decisions can be difficult when you’re trying to figure out how much alcohol you should consume. You might feel like you’re walking the line between “okay” and “potentially taking it too far for a random weeknight.”
Yes, we all know that alcohol is a social lubricant and can help us make new friends. But we also know that alcohol can ruin a lot of things. For this reason, it’s important to remember to drink responsibly and enjoy in moderation.
Drinking alcohol can be a great way to open up your mind and have an outlook on fresh and new life. Alcohol has been known to inspire many of the world’s greatest thinkers and philosophers in insightful and funny ways.
Have fun in moderation! Drinking alcohol can lead to a lot of laughter, crazy antics, and fun times.
Here are 49 Alcohol quotes to enjoy your wildest party
1. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” ― George Bernard Shaw
2. “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” ― Richard Braunstein
3. “One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” ― Lady Astor
4. “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright
5. “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” ― Bette Davis
6. “Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” ― Tom Waits
7. “One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.” ― James Thurber
8. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” ― Drew Carey
9. “Drink ’til the ground looks blue.” ― Thomas Heywood
10. “I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” ― Dave Berry
11. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ― Henny Youngman
12. “If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.” ― Anonymous
13. “Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol, except health, happiness, and money.” ― Mary Wilson Little
14. “A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.” ― Albert Einstein
15. “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W. Clement Stone
16. “Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.” ― Jonathan Swift
17. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin Franklin
18. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” ― G.K. Chesterton
19. “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
20. “Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.” ― Finley Peter Dunne
21. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” ― W.C. Fields
22. “There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” ― Chelsea Handler
23. “Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven.” ― Lu Yu
24. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” ― Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
25. “I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.” ― Charles Bukowski
26. “I like to have a martini. Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table. After four I’m under my host.” ― Dorothy Parker
27. “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” ― Raymond Chandler
28. “Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.” ― Thomas Fuller
29. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald
30. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank Sinatra
31. “I work until beer o’clock.” ― Stephen King
32. “A man is a fool is he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.” ― Frank Lloyd Wright
33. “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” ― Mark Twain
34. “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” ― Oscar Wilde
35. “The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies.” ― William Temple
36. “Candy is dandy. But liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash
37. “Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is.” ― Philip Rosenthal
38. “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” ― Louis Pasteur
39. “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” ― Jack Handy
40. “There are only two real ways to get ahead today – sell liquor or drink it.” ― W. C. Fields
41. “I drink when I have occasion … and sometimes when I have no occasion.” ― Miguel De Cervantes
42. “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” ― Louis Pasteur
43. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank Sinatra
44. “One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” ― Lady Astor
45. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ― Ernest Hemmingway
46. “Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.” ― Ben Jonson
47. “Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
48. “Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” ― Dudley Moore
49. “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” ― Steve Fergosi
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